You are on a roll. :yeah:

(golf clap)

I might as well be, the way you keep trying to butter me up. :O:

Why do people never remember who Steven Wright is and why he writes all the best jokes?

Because you're not looking. The watched grass never grows. Or something like that.

Or maybe you're on the wrong side of the fence.

Because nothing is boring.

Why do I always feel a need to respond to every line of a post?

It always seems my neighbors grass stays at a good 1 inch and doesn't grow, while mine must have some sort of 'roids and I have to cut it back down from 5 inches to 1 inch every other day.

Roadkill??? WHERE?

If hydrogen and oxygen are so combustable, why doesn't water burn? :nope:

because the blind might walk into the ATM, and if it didn't have the labels in braille, how would he know he's near an ATM?
-smack-
ouch, sunuva...what is this anyways...?
-feels the braille buttons-
IT"S AN ATM! :D I should probably grab a few bucks in case I walk into a coffee shop.

because water is made up of TWO molecules of hydrogen, and one of oxygen, they are all fused together as well, they are combustible separately, but not when they are combined to make water...which just happens to be one of the most stable fluids on the planet...

because you are cool like that, I guess. I feel better, though, I'm not the only one.

What's wrong with Wayne's World?? :stare::O:

If sound does not travel through a vacuum, why does my vacuum cleaner make so much noise?

:roll:
Maybe that Wayne's a POSEUR?:O:
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1232489802.jpg
Well, because they clean your room of all vacuums of course. With no vacuums left in your room, it's no wonder they're noisy.


Why do I suddenly listen to hardcore punk while posting this instead of the usual Metal?:timeout:

Because your tastes are changing due to the musical chains thread. You will start listeing to '80's yacht rock next.:D

Why do music genre's always seem to be too narrow for most musicians?

:o
http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/wp-...r_nooooooo.jpg

Because most musicians don't see the broadness of their genre

Why do we do?

Also because most musicians eventually come to a point at which they see the beauty of it all, and become eager to play other genres.

Because to don't would be unthinkable.

Why do I know these things?

So that's why Metal musicians usually stick to Metal - it's the ultimate culmination of everything:yeah:

Because if you do not, you do not do what has to be done. To do what one has to do, you do have to know what you're doing, as you can't do it if you do not know what to do. You would mistake and do what's done, instead of doing what still has to be done. Doing what's done does not make any sense, does it?
To be or not to be? To do or not to do? To be is to do. To do is to be. Dobedobedo:dead:

Why do what's done?