1 Open beer
2 Go to the options screen and ramp up the graphics quality
3 Change speech to German
4 Work throught the tutorials
5 Sink 'em all :arrgh!:

The pussy! .. Kinky!!:o:03:

Don't ever sell that copy on ebay.

See now
 

1 Install it & check for patch :|\\
2 Look at intro:|\\
3 Change to German:rock:
4 Start a career:salute:
5 Look for a weapon and start shooting inside everwhere and then I'll blow up the door and then I'll toss a couple of handgrenads around the corner and run down to the torpedoroom of the sub and :fff: ,,,erhmmm ooops,,no FPS here,,hehehe, I mean I'll look at the map and do the mission briefing and I'll start my first mission with Wolfpack,,I hope.:ping::ping::ping:

1. Options -> Realistic Difficulty
2. New Career
.....
4. Die of lack of sleep/food after 2 weeks of constant playing. :dead:

Start modding it :yawn:

I think, I'm going to release a SH5 mod a couple of days before SH5 is for sale, now that I have seen some of the game data folder at the subsim meet.

Just for fun... :woot:

ME... In the following order

1) Check folders and files, particularly some texture files...
2) Start game and watch Intro video till the end
3) Set game audio and text to German
4) Naval Academy
5) Start a 1939 Career and complete 1st patrol
6) Check out ALL the units in the Museum

I cant belive that me and Carotio are the only two people who are gonna do this :oops:
perhaps the rest you dont weant to spoil the suprise?? :06:

i agree with GOTMILK

look for enemy sub to sink me and the soup nazi on my boat:yep:what:06: we are the germans so he must be the soup nazi:D

:rotfl2:

Good point!

"I am NOT a Nazi! No soup for you!...Sir!"

i wont even open a file for at least a month and no mods until after patch #1 at least

first thing is to get bored with the single missions for fast action then a few patrols, maybe create a few missions but modding i have learned is a waste of time until at least the 3rd patch because each patch makes your mods not work or become no longer needed.

once i start modding then i will disect everything in the game but until then im not looking under the hood, let the girl keep her dress on :D

Yup
 

just dating the "grl" for some time:D:salute:

1.- Organize a machine
2.- load SH5
3.- Walk from stem to stern. check every space, make sure that Bernard has not smuggled himself in disguised as a farting banana.
4,- Celebrate the commissioning of my boat
5.- Celebrate assuming comand of the boat
6.- Celebrate arrival at Naval Academy
7.- Celebrate that I really have SH-5 operational
8,- Celebrate that I'm sober enough to celebrate:D

love number 8