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Bosje 09-07-08 12:31 PM

SH3, not 4 but relevant to the topic :)

first time I ever loaded up the game, I failed to consider that they had scripted the entire harbour with my boat in its dock. looking at the map, I noticed I was in Wilhelmshaven, zoomed in a little and plotted a course out to the open sea. (remember how in SH2 you'd usually start any mission out at sea?). Boat automatically goes to ahead standard and I start looking at all the other nice stuff there is to see, I plan to finish my little tour on the bridge.

to this day I don't know exactly why I did not look at the pretty scenery first thing, it would have made sense... either way, next thing i know I get damage reports and collision warning. erm, ah, oops

turned out I had been trying to leave port by pushing those cumbersome wilhelmshaven docks out of the way

Sailor Steve 09-07-08 02:38 PM

@ Peabody: You've been reading way too many Balz stories. Until further notice you are hereby forbidden to read any SH3 threads, which are the ones that come before the SH4 ones which follow the SH3 ones, except that the SH4 ones are higher on the list so technically the SH4 ones come before the SH3 ones which follow the SH4 ones.

Follow? Right.





@ Bosje: I hate to accuse you of being redundant (actually I love doing that, but I have to be polite) but many many people have made that same complaint. Personally I've never done that. I've done a lot of other stupid things, just not that one.
:rotfl:

peewee 09-07-08 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by peabody
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Originally Posted by peewee
or remember it this way...all the shortest words one side, all the longest the other...

Port
Red
Left

Starboard
Green
Right

......I think.........or is it?..........no, that's right.........I mean Starboard.........but what about when you leave your home Port to Starboard.......damn, now I'm really confused

and another thing.......why is it called a 'Port' and not a Starboard? I guess 'a girl in every starboard' sounds weird.....

and another thing.......that guy on the US $20 bill doesn't look anything like Michael Jackson....

just don't quote me ok? I'm going back to my padded cell now........:D :D :D :D :D :doh: :huh:

So.....you are saying if I want to turn to the left then Starboad is not right, port is right? And why isn't it Portboard? I know I'm gettin bored with the whole thing, I just don't know if I'm Starbored or not.

"Hard to port"
"Port sir?"
"Right"
"Oh, Starboard?"
"I should have Left you in Port"

And how do you get back to base if you say "Return to Port" and they keep turning left?
At least I know "Who's on first"

Peabody


jeez, which part of 'just don't quote me' do you not understand...... :roll: :roll: :roll: ................some mothers kids.I dunno.........:rotfl:

My wife is just as bad...........typical driving directions...........turn left here.........no, the other left.....

Seminole 09-08-08 08:41 AM

Wow..I'm having a flashback.. .to Abott and Costellos' Whos On Second?


right ,left, starboard, port...:huh: ..hayfoot..strawfoot...

Bosje 09-08-08 04:42 PM

@Steve: sorry never heard anyone else do that before, but then I'm a relative newbie to these forums. Either way, redundancy is bunk. But thanks :sunny:

Digital_Trucker 09-08-08 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole
Wow..I'm having a flashback.. .to Abott and Costellos' Whos On Second?


right ,left, starboard, port...:huh: ..hayfoot..strawfoot...

Just the mention of that skit makes me start rolling:rotfl:

Seminole 09-09-08 08:46 AM

:lol: ..Rainman wuz fond of it too...or maybe obsessed would be a better word...;)


...you do know it is available for the gramaphone right?..or at any rate it is in mine somewhere..where it came from I couldn't say..I've got so many files stuffed in there...but it randomly pops up ever now and again.

Sailor Steve 09-09-08 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole
Wow..I'm having a flashback.. .to Abott and Costellos' Whos On Second?

No, What's on second. Who's on first.

Seminole 09-10-08 07:38 AM

One base at a time!

peabody 09-10-08 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole
Wow..I'm having a flashback.. .to Abott and Costellos' Whos On Second?


right ,left, starboard, port...:huh: ..hayfoot..strawfoot...

No, who's on first, What's on Second.
I don't know....third base.

@ sailor Steve
Quote:

Follow? Right.
Wouldn't that be "Follow? Starboard.

Peabody

peabody 09-10-08 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole
:lol: ..Rainman wuz fond of it too...or maybe obsessed would be a better word...;)


...you do know it is available for the gramaphone right?..or at any rate it is in mine somewhere..where it came from I couldn't say..I've got so many files stuffed in there...but it randomly pops up ever now and again.

If you ever find out where it came from, I would love to have it!

Peabody

Sailor Steve 09-10-08 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole
Wow..I'm having a flashback.. .to Abott and Costellos' Whos On Second?

No, What's on second. Who's on first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peabody
No, who's on first, What's on Second.
I don't know....third base.

Are you a dollar short, too?
:rotfl:

Nunya 09-10-08 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by peabody
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole
:lol: ..Rainman wuz fond of it too...or maybe obsessed would be a better word...;)


...you do know it is available for the gramaphone right?..or at any rate it is in mine somewhere..where it came from I couldn't say..I've got so many files stuffed in there...but it randomly pops up ever now and again.

If you ever find out where it came from, I would love to have it!

Peabody

It's on Captain Midnight's CBS mod.

Link: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=108756

Urge 09-10-08 12:25 PM

It's also on Fred's 1943 songs under 1940s music.
http://hosted.filefront.com/fred8615/2111686
but it's not available for download right now although Fred says it will be back.

Urge

Seminole 09-10-08 05:47 PM

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If you ever find out where it came from, I would love to have it!

Peabody
No problem send me a PM with an e-mail address and I will shoot you off a copy of the file. It isn't a very large file. Now that I come to think about it..I believe it might possibly be in the TMO mod's Sound Files...you could check and extract it from there if it is.


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