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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Something just posted on another thread reminded me of this old gem:

Guy is walking along the beach in California when he sees something shining in the sand. He picks it up and finds out it's an old-fashioned oil lamp. When he tries to rub the sand off it starts to glow, and then a genie pops out. The genie thanks him for releasing him from the lamp, and offers to grant him a wish.

"I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but never could afford it. I'd like a bridge from here to there so I can drive anytime I want to."

"A bridge all the way to Hawaii? You have got to be kidding! Do you realize how much engineering that would take? There's no way I'm doing that! Think of something else."

The man thinks for a minute and says "I want to understand women."

The genie stares at him for a minute and then says "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT

Oh Jim ! Your such a poet and a dreamer. :rotfl:

....and a good friend of mine bought a Harley mid last year :lol:

And you always have a friend here, who owns 2 HD's:D

I sure would like to see you at the SS Convention. :yep:

We would be the first in SS history to get Brigged for drunk on duty.:rotfl:

Just think, We would almost be Immortal in the next SS Almanac.:p

LMAO :rotfl:

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."