Giving blood! I HATE NEEDLES!

What's worse? Stranded in the middle of Antarctica or stranded in the middle of the Sahara?

Stranded in the middle of the Sahara...DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER THIS?!??!?!?


What's worse: Killed by a maul OR Killed by a tube of toothpaste?

@Raptor 1: Click me!

Killed by a tube of toothpaste... That's just embarrasing!

What's worse? Canned food from China or Beef from the UK?

Canned food from China.....the tin will break your teeth.

What's worse: A dog eating man or a man eating dog.

Dog eating man.

What's worse: You arriving at work naked or everyone except you naked?

Option #2, Because option #1 reinforces your temporary insanity argument in the mass-murder case of your fellow workmates

What's worse: Being me or being you?

Being you, because you have to put up with me and I'm worse to put up with...I think.

What's worse, being a thousand feet underwater without a submarine or being a thousand feet in the air without a plane?

The former, because in the case of the latter you will have a parachute to help you land safely.

What's worse, lying, or being lied to.

Lying, you miss out on the violent revenge later on

What's worse: Destroying the Universe or Being destroyed along with the Universe when someone else did it

Does it really matter? I mean either way the universe and all in it will be destroyed, including the destroyer of the universe. Well anyway...

What's worse: Dreaming of an exam you already passed, or dreaming of an exam you still have to pass?

Dreaming of an exam you still have to pass. Better to have the qualification already in hand.

What's worse: Dreaming about the girl next door, or dreaming about the boy next door.

Dreaming about the boy next door.

What's worse: Shot down in hostile territory or shot down by friendly fire.

Shot down by friendly fire (if you don't get killed)
What's worse: To be or not to be

To be

What's worse: Reading Shakespeare or being Shake Speared?

Reading Shakespeare....you can heal from a speare injury.

What's worse: finding your wife in bed with your brother, or finding your brother in bed with your wife.