:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Good one:up:

Welcome to SUBSIM by the way :yep:


RDP

Addicted to SH4
 

When something goes wrong in the operating room with me or one of my residents, I lean out the door or get on the PA an call "Damage Control party to OR#5. Sound General Quarters. Sound Collision."

Always good for funny looks.:D

CDR Resser

Some good ones here. :lol:

You know you're addicted to SH4 when...
 

...you play the game so much that your wife starts playing her own career and begins reading your WW2 sub book collection. And then she says that we need a better graphics card. What did I start???

.... you've got that bumpy feeling and then hearing "Darling not now!!! I haven't submerged yet!!":lol:

When your going to call somebody but your afraid if you call him the destroyer chasing him will hear the phone ring.

Was driving the other day and noticed some smoke from a larger type truck, almost said " ship spotted " :yep:


RDP

Give me an email address and I can mail you one in mp3-format.

Worry when she stops shaving her legs 'cause she wants to be "in the mood"... then you should probably start worrying.

I was walking along the seawall near my house with my wife and this seabird with a long neck poped out of the water and looked around. For a second it looked like a periscope, not a full sized one, but like a kid was playing around with something.

The wife however immediately picked up on the look on my face and said "you play that game too damn much!"

Seadogs,

You story tells me how well your wife knows you. Priceless.
-Pv-

when you hear a diving alarm in yur head whenever you walk down stairs

also when you say "all back one third" when pulling out of the driveway

whos your daddy
 

you slam dunk that jap cruiser and yell

"Whos your Daddy....OH YEAH!!!"

and your girlfriend looks at you and rolls her eyes with that look of......

"If you think your getting any tonight after being on that computer all day you have got to be kidding"

When you fart and think "torpedohit" ...more farts ..."i here secondairy explosions" :o