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Kapitan_Phillips 03-16-07 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...


:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

:arrgh!:

Morts 03-16-07 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips
Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...


:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

:arrgh!:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

GakunGak 03-16-07 02:27 PM

Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed.
You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations.
Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed.
You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent.
Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce.
You: Conn, active sonar on our 6.
Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over!
You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water!
Wife: Damn you!
You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...:doh:

Sgian Dubh 03-16-07 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips
Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

:arrgh!:

I second the :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Schultzy 03-16-07 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak
Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl! :lol:

GakunGak 03-16-07 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schultzy
Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak
Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl! :lol:

Give her an Iron Cross!!!

:rock:

Crazy Ian 03-16-07 03:59 PM

The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"

One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....

GakunGak 03-16-07 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Ian
The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"

One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....

First explain to her the difference between a diesel and a nuke reactor...
Step by step...

java`s revenge 03-16-07 04:37 PM

I have what we dutch say worldwife.

The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.



ITS DINNERTIME.

GakunGak 03-16-07 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by java`s revenge
I have what we dutch say worldwife.

The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.



ITS DINNERTIME.

UR lucky, you know that?

Sailor Steve 03-16-07 04:41 PM

Well, if Torpy won't repost it, I will:



http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/HappyHunting.jpg

GakunGak 03-16-07 04:43 PM

OMG, where did you get it???:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

java`s revenge 03-16-07 04:43 PM

Gagungak,

We have bothe a very busy job.

She works at a kindergarten
I do work in the Rotterdam harbour.

So for bothe its good to have time for yourself.

And she says, you can better sit behind sh3 than in a cafe or that
i am chasing other women.

But indeed we are a very happy couple.

Sailor Steve 03-16-07 04:45 PM

Just do a search for Torplexed and "pictures" or "cartoons". He's has dozens of them. The guy's a genius. Look at Neal's previews and reviews for SH2 and SH3, and you'll see Torpy's characters Erich Flopp and "Mosh-Pit" Morton, among others.

GakunGak 03-16-07 04:46 PM

She's very understanding....



P.S. The name's GakunGak.;)


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