edit: Oops, wrong thead.

I think we should be able to machine gun: the next guy that posts a thread with the word BERNARD in it.:lol:

Payoff, you better hide...there's a lot of machine guns pointing your way.:rotfl:

No Wait!. . What I meant was . .the next one to start a thread...ouch...DIVING STATIONS! CLEAR THE BRIDGE! PREPARE TO DIVE! 30 DEGREE DOWN BUBBLE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! OWUUUGAH!

:lurk:

Wellll, if the weathers nice, I will surface and chew up the little boats with my anti-aircraft guns.

That's always good for a few yuks.:D

Bob

LOL @ SHV:GTA!

If bernard's on your ship,steal a destroyer and DC your sub. :D
Then pick up the wads of cash left floating around.
Then do the Lance Vance Dance.

Thats ol' style, we gotta do it gangsta way, homie...:smug:

Wow! I've never seen so many bored people ...

I just wanta sink some Japs ... :rock: :rock: :rock:

Get used to it....:arrgh!:

We're not so bored we end every third post with the same catchphrase. :smug:

I want to surface off of Santa Monica pier and shoot at the ferris wheel a la "1942" :D :D :D

:rock: :rock: hell yeah , baby

but wait untill Yoko Ono is riding it , kill 2 birds with one stone :smug:

I haven't thought about the deck so much as yearning to blow some sampans out of the water with the deck gun again!

I believe this thread is legendary.

Also, I believe shooting hookers in the face is excusable while on leave. They may not save money on car insurance, but they sure do save money on hair conditioner!

:rotfl:
Come on now, hookers ain't that bad... Imagine having a woman for a XO or say, Chief? Bad luck...:smug: