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Moonlight

01-13-20 05:23 PM

What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
First, YULE LOGon

Eisenwurst

01-13-20 05:46 PM

What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations??

Tinnsilitis.

Eichhörnchen

01-14-20 01:49 AM

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops walking?

Santa Pause

Buddahaid

01-14-20 02:36 AM

This thread is actually funny if you speed read it.

Jimbuna

01-14-20 09:34 AM

Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

Eichhörnchen

01-14-20 09:47 AM

How many lives did the cat have that Hitler got for Christmas?

Nein

Jimbuna

01-14-20 09:53 AM

What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap!

Eisenwurst

01-14-20 04:02 PM

Did you hear about the kid who was scared of Santa?

He was Claustraphobic.

Moonlight

01-14-20 04:54 PM

What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses

Eichhörnchen

01-14-20 05:26 PM

Where do the elves go for their Summer holidays?

Santa Parks

Eisenwurst

01-15-20 01:49 AM

What do snowmen like to do on weekends?

Just chill out.

Jimbuna

01-15-20 08:55 AM

Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!

Eichhörnchen

01-15-20 12:43 PM

How do you phone your list to Father Christmas?

Ring the Call Santer

Eichhörnchen

01-15-20 05:38 PM

How did Darth Vader guess what Obi-Wan had got for Christmas?

He felt his presents

Eisenwurst

01-15-20 06:43 PM

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

Arrested.

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