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Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1978238)
Dear Steve,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Honeybadgered in Hawaii.
My own personal chuck chucks an average of two cords per day. Your chuck was eaten by RockyMcBee, so your question is irrelevant.

Armistead 12-18-12 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 1978180)
Dear Steve

There is so much about our time together that I am grateful for, but sadly, the time has come for us to part ways. I wish I could say we’ll still be friends, but it’s just too risky for me.
Trust me, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

Good-bye forever,
Billy

:O:
This brought me to tears...I'm so sorry man, hopefully things will get better for you...:wah:

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1978243)
Dear Steve,

My friend sent me this pic. What is this and should I.....I mean, should he be concerned.

Regards,

Pussnuts
That is a picture of your friends dinner just after he ate it.

And if he's any friend of yours, yes, he should be concerned.

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie (Post 1978255)
Dear Steve, If the world ends on Dec 21st, can I get my money back on all the Christmas presents I bought?

Your friend until the end,
Georgie
No, you can't. I recommend you send all your money to me for safekeeping instead.

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 1978258)
Dear Steve

Best ignore this thread...for your own sanity.

Regards
Deeply Disturbed
You imply that I ever had a sanity to ignore.

I also know what your lawyer told you about hedge funds and the possibility of getting out of debt by the rules about mental instability.

I hate to break this to you, but THERE IS NO SANITY CLAUSE!

Armistead 12-18-12 06:17 PM
Dear Steve...

When I get up to talke a wizz at night, I don't want to turn on the light.
My wife appears asleep, but when I get done whizzing, she is awake and mad that I missed in the dark and peed on the seat/floor/walls.. Geesh, do women really tune into the tone of your pee at night.

Anyway, she told me to start sitting when I pee at night, seems girly to me, what do you think....?

Regards,

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1978265)
Well, I was hoping mature questions would be asked.....
And I was hoping for a nice relaxing day fishing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zANvYB93u2g

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 1978267)
Just one? :hmmm:

:)
I don't need any help. Well, I do, but that's another story. Anyway, I don't need any help to deal with a bunch of whiny losers who couldn't find their way out a room with only one door! I really couldn't care less about...wait...is this thing on?

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1978290)
Dear Steve,

What is worse than lobsters on your piano?


Crabs on your organ!

Thanks for listening. :up:
I don't play keyboards. I play bass.

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1978298)
This brought me to tears...I'm so sorry man, hopefully things will get better for you...:wah:
Things did get better for me, the minute that loser left. If Jim doesn't want him, he's all yours.

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1978303)
Dear Steve...

When I get up to talke a wizz at night, I don't want to turn on the light.
My wife appears asleep, but when I get done whizzing, she is awake and mad that I missed in the dark and peed on the seat/floor/walls.. Geesh, do women really tune into the tone of your pee at night.
This is symptomatic of a deeper problem. Your wife actually wishes you would wait until she's done before you start whizzing on her.

Quote:
Anyway, she told me to start sitting when I pee at night, seems girly to me, what do you think....?

Regards,
I think it's a good idea. Then she can leave the seat up and you can fall in in the darik!

Armistead 12-18-12 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1978309)
Things did get better for me, the minute that loser left. If Jim doesn't want him, he's all yours.

OK. If your marital advice doesn't work out, I'm to the point being gay is an option.

AVGWarhawk 12-18-12 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1978310)
This is symptomatic of a deeper problem. Your wife actually wishes you would wait until she's done before you start whizzing on her.


I think it's a good idea. Then she can leave the seat up and you can fall in in the darik!
:haha:

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1978314)
OK. If your marital advice doesn't work out, I'm to the point being gay is an option.
We should all strive to make the world a better place.

have you considered celibacy?

Jimbuna 12-18-12 07:07 PM
God!...you make Vendor look like an orphan :har:


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