Well, I just went to Tango for confession, now where do I go to repent?:oops:

28 inch waist? I haven't had a 28 inch waist since god only knows when. It's not helped by the fact my good lady is a fine cook and I like to eat. It makes my midriff expand...:o

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I'm a little worried in "whose image (Almightywise)you are created".... kinda' fits the description of BA'Al

Yeah, looks kind of like my figure, but slimmer round the middle!

at 6 ft and 154 lbs you better not have a rubber tire belly....

anyway, be my last confession for awhile. would be nice if you could find another booth other than the head, having wolferz sitting there farting and laughing as i confessed was a lil awkward....and i swear at one time he was rubbing my leg....

I'm just glad that you shaved them.:up:

The silk stockings were a nice touch too.

well, i thought i should look and smell nice for my confession, but my stockings got ruined when i got on my knees before tango and made payment for my sin...we've got to get fire in there to scrub the layers of urine off that floor and repaint. i suggest a yellow color this time...cleanliness is our confession booth should be required.

the condom machine was also out......

may i suggest that you go back to your capt. quarters? don't think it's right for our political and religious power be combined in one spot....

Now that is a scary thought!:hmmm:

don't worry, when you kneel, he isn't facing you, but with each sin you have to kiss his arse {have you seen the head lately} and he doesn't bathe while in his priest role, some ritual I guess.

Now, do be careful when you bow and kiss Wolferz's ring and Tango's behind you...

I'm worried about the (worn-out) knee pads myself...that musta' been a looooong session groveling in front of Padre Tango-just to get off with an ECCLESIASTIC slap on the wrist and a Hail Mary!:03:

http://www.luminarium.org/renlit/henry8parham.jpg You're probably right about that! "Absolute power corrupts....absolutely" Especially when they're wearin' silk stockings!:woot:

Yeah, coz I might just do to you what the (now mysteriously disappeared) Father Randy did to me with his oil-can!:timeout:

so that was an oil can....frankly, I feel a lil relieved..

Oh Zod, I bow before thee..

I like the hat but, the rest is only regulation Navy wear for the WAVES.

You can still wear your stockings under your khakis. Or are those (in Japanese voice) reotards?

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

I'll take charge of that. We have plenty of newbies to do the job. :D