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http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifgranted: but he'll only fetch you the amber ale (fosters) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I wish the missus would empty this ashtray at my pc? ;)

Granted, she empties it all over your keyboard.

I wish it was Jimbuna's round next.

He is round....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl ::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I hope you do not live closeby Jimbuna :rotfl: , I can hear the clicking of his service pistol already!

HunterICX

Granted, but you'll have to wait until October.

I wish Hunter ICX would get a mic.....and I wish I could find my service pistol.

Granted, but you'd then end up shooting your brains out listening to Hunter's poor scot imitation on some Friday night.

I wish it would be summer already.

Granted, but now summer is here you wish it was winter again.

I wish subsim had a bar.

Granted, but you will face a 6 per cent rise on alcohol duties (this will add 4 pence to a pint of beer, 3 pence to a litre of cider, 14 pence to a bottle of wine and 55 pence to a bottle of spirits), then a 'drink escalator' will come into effect, increasing the duty on drink by 2 per cent above inflation for the next four years.


I wish I had another bottle of merlot knocking about.

Granted, but the bottle will be empty as nothing has been said it should be full ;)

I wish it was 20.00PM already so I can go home.

HunterICX

Granted, it's 20.00PM and also your last day of life, and you know it's the last (I'm telling you, afterall), and you know you'll die before 00.00PM. Enjoy.

I wish this thread reaches 500 pages.

Granted, but the server goes down at page 499, therefore nobody witnesses this achievement.

I wish I could swim across the English Channel without getting cold.

Granted but to do so you have to weigh 30 stone of almost pure blubber.

I wish there was some other way.

Granted! But you must first gain 300 pounds of extra fat (not money). While swimming, you are mistaken for a walrus and attacked by killer whales. Or killer wales! damn those crazy Welshmen.:rotfl:

I wish the books I ordered would get here. No, not to this thread, to my house.:roll:

Granted, but you need a sapper team to clear the mines.

I wish I could hit "enter" faster than TarJak.

Granted, but that would mean your posts would be even more incomprehensible than they already are.

I wish I knew why.