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I wish all three political candidates would just go away, and take their commercials with them. |
Granted, they go away with their commercials and are replaced by a fierce dictator 100 times nastier than Hitler, Stalin and Robert Mugabe.
I wish someone would take me to lunch. |
Granted, but they have no money so you end up paying the bill.
I wish someone with money would take me to lunch. |
Granted but they take you Mc Donalds and only have the money for a 3 pack of Mc Nuggets.
I wish I had a new camera. |
Granted, but what you consider to be new is actually Dans old one.
I wish my female colleague sitting opposite me would stop babbling like a village eejit. |
granted but she is talking about how bad you are in bed.
I wish i cud date that girl in the store :D |
Granted, but it turns out to be the same colleague of Jim's and you catch a nasty disease from her.
I wish I had a personal submarine. |
granted but it will leak and sink to the bottom with you
i wish i could have thursday off instead of tommorrow. |
Granted, but now your at work because it's today.
I wish the world was never enough. |
Granted, it never was and never will be but you'll never know about it either.
I wish I understood what I just typed. |
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ыпваргщ ц45ергпекр9453р9пощку щен9845н9нпор9н45:up: I wish I could take steed and jimbuna out for lunch. |
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but they pull a joke on you and give you a sh!tburger I wish I could build a time machine and go back to 1939 HunterICX |
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I wish I had a Jalepeno cheeseburger right now.:lol: |
Granted, but you've just murdered ''Jose el Jalapeno on a stick'' for it
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5...061a988ki7.png prepare yourself to feel the wrath of Achmed the dead terrorist. I wish Nikimcbee didnt make the wish because it made me darn hungry to have a nice burger like that too! HunterICX |
Granted he didn't but that doesn't stop you getting hungry.
I with I could read Russian. |
Granted, but nobody else can so your the only one who can understand what your reading.
I wish cars could run on love as a fuel source. |
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I wish this wish would not be crushed! |
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I wish RockyMcBee would get off the couch. |
granted, but he jumps on the sofa instead.
I wish I had a lie in tomorrow. |
Granted, but you won't like what you are lying in.
http://katipo.co.nz/albums/oven/1003...seup.sized.jpg I wish I could think of a better wish than this one. |
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