Granted, but these cattle prod back.
I wish all three political candidates would just go away, and take their commercials with them.

Granted, they go away with their commercials and are replaced by a fierce dictator 100 times nastier than Hitler, Stalin and Robert Mugabe.

I wish someone would take me to lunch.

Granted, but they have no money so you end up paying the bill.

I wish someone with money would take me to lunch.

Granted but they take you Mc Donalds and only have the money for a 3 pack of Mc Nuggets.

I wish I had a new camera.

Granted, but what you consider to be new is actually Dans old one.

I wish my female colleague sitting opposite me would stop babbling like a village eejit.

granted but she is talking about how bad you are in bed.

I wish i cud date that girl in the store :D

Granted, but it turns out to be the same colleague of Jim's and you catch a nasty disease from her.

I wish I had a personal submarine.

granted but it will leak and sink to the bottom with you

i wish i could have thursday off instead of tommorrow.

Granted, but now your at work because it's today.

I wish the world was never enough.

Granted, it never was and never will be but you'll never know about it either.

I wish I understood what I just typed.

Granted, I'll translate:
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I wish I could take steed and jimbuna out for lunch.

Granted,

but they pull a joke on you and give you a sh!tburger

I wish I could build a time machine and go back to 1939

HunterICX

Granted! 1939 BC:rotfl: Should I call you Pharoh or slave?

I wish I had a Jalepeno cheeseburger right now.:lol:

Granted, but you've just murdered ''Jose el Jalapeno on a stick'' for it
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prepare yourself to feel the wrath of Achmed the dead terrorist.

I wish Nikimcbee didnt make the wish because it made me darn hungry to have a nice burger like that too!

HunterICX

Granted he didn't but that doesn't stop you getting hungry.

I with I could read Russian.

Granted, but nobody else can so your the only one who can understand what your reading.

I wish cars could run on love as a fuel source.

Granted, But if you shot a car filled with love in a movie it wouldn't explode into a million pieces like your usual car

I wish this wish would not be crushed!

Granted, Instead, it's juiced.

I wish RockyMcBee would get off the couch.

granted, but he jumps on the sofa instead.

I wish I had a lie in tomorrow.

Granted, but you won't like what you are lying in.

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I wish I could think of a better wish than this one.