AND I for one like it that way.

Request approved!

Going back to your pig farm?
How will that be any different?

The brass is still grilling me as to how the periscope trunk got bent to the point of useless. But, I covered for you and kept mum about the elephant lady you brought aboard for the night of jell-o and back fat party you organized. Watching you motor boat that gal with such enthusiasm was entertainment enough to guarantee my silence. But, I must confess, the sight of cottage cheese still invokes my gag reflex.
We'll miss you. Well, we won't miss all that body hair of yours stopping up the drains and seizing up the bilge pumps. So there's a plus in this whole sordid tale at least.

Aktungbby, would you care for a promotion to first officer?

coming from someone that convinced the Capt. of the boat that his underwear covered in piss stains and doo doo mold were camo briefs.....

I'll be in my bunk until my release.....

That easy, huh? After all these years, the good, the bad, the ugly. All the talks, watching each other rise in the ranks. Have I not always covered for you as well?

Well, since you wanna air some dirty laundry, here's one for ya. When we were stuck on that island with Chief Buku, you always bragging how Kinki said you "were so big" Well, while you were in wedded bliss with her fat sister, I spent several nights in sordid bliss with Kinki as well. I asked her about it..she said you big all right......"so heavy he flatten me"

I shave my body so I can oil it down during battle stations and get through narrow spaces...

And the elephant lady, that was your sister.....

Well, I guess it's over. Before I leave, I'll let you think about it a few day....Better yet, I say we let the crew vote on it.

Men, if you're all willing to make some changes and say so, I'll stay..

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......
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Hey..... wait..... no I..........what?
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Nooooooooo.........
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Where am I?

I'll take that position,err, job. It might take a while. When you asked me to get the Bilge cleaned up, I got some of the newby's working on it. Shortage of pots and pans because one of them is busy scraping the crud out of them. Another is scraping the crud off the stove. When it's all cleaned up and ready to go, I'll get started. Be careful, in full firefighter tradition, I use hot sauce by the gallons.:o

Well that solves the chef problemo 2 A t! and the more tobasco the better!
As for BuddahBBY....how'd he find Catfish's mushrooms so damn quick; unless they were in the pachyderm's gandu:doh: As 4 ArmiBBY ditching his responsibilities here, I don't see a departure anytime soon: Wolfertz has adroitly and forsightedly 'damned' his service record with faint praise ,practically insuring his continued minionship aboard our band-of-misfits tub; no other 'sane' commander would take him after reading his jacket. The proof is in the pudding: no other exec would dare make ME his COB:O:!

Does this mean I need to apprentice someone for the laundry, sewage tank clearing, and deck swabbing soon?

I'm gonna assume the men want me to stay since they're still asking me questions.

I filed my request to transfer while under digest, that last meal just did me in. The Dr. said I wasn't myself and my request wasn't legit.

I'm staying on .....still hurt that I could be dismissed so easily.

Far as I know we've been using 5 gal bucket since Wolferz took refuge in the head, but yes, continue to empty the buckets up top once they're full. Make sure you scrub each one with lye. Oh, I know the last man that did this job said the fishing was really good when he dumped he buckets.....

You can do the laundry, but before sanitary removal, deck swabbing as well.

Next new member, you can assign one of these positions to them, providing proper training...

Edit....Budda being the newest member was recent'y assigned sanitary duty under his role as safety officer, so you don't have to continue in that role. Sorry for the confusion, I haven't been myself lately...

No.2......
 

What can I say?

You know I hate...
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Cry babies.:stare:

I'm sure the Pentagon can find you a slot suitable to your talents....
Like: Patton's personal chauffer...
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ZZzzzzzzzzzz
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Snerk.,,,,
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Hey what happened my head hurts. I think some fumes or something got to me.

What's going on?

You'll be ok, Catfish slipped you some of his 'shrooms. You'll be right as rain after a stiff shot of bilge brew.

WERN LIVES......!!!!

Let our new cry be...Down with Wolferz, long live Wern!

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Armistead, you can cry about Wolferz all you want, I'll celebrate return of our prodigal son.

Wern is one of the original rats, a rats rat....

However, I think he evolved out of the rats due to our vile nature, smells and probably won't return, but he'll always be a rat in our hearts..

:DWern lives?
Where is that ol' scallywag?:D

Yep, now the question is who does the skeleton belong to in the aft?

OOPS! I do recall we were awfully well fed when we found those well gnawed bones,,,Cherchez la femme?:huh:http://cdn.thehairpin.com/wp-content...oo-640x500.jpg