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Aktungbby 09-13-18 06:34 PM

THAT APALLED 'TRICKY DICK'S GHOST https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1F6WS-VD3L.jpg

Reece 09-13-18 11:02 PM

what a load of crap!! :haha:

Jimbuna 09-14-18 10:35 AM

said the mad manure specialist

Aktungbby 09-14-18 12:21 PM

who applied for the position
 

South Korea is struggling to fill a top opening at its National Pension Service—the world’s third-largest pension fund—and it isn’t hard to see why.


JEONBUK INNOCITY, South Korea—Wanted: Chief investment officer to oversee more than half a trillion dollars in assets. Must be willing to weather intense political criticism for below-market pay. Openness to sharing a dormitory with roommates is a plus. Tolerance for the smell of pigs and livestock manure essential.Welcome to the neighborhood.


The job can be intensely political. As a major shareholder in many of South Korea’s biggest public companies, the government-run pension service often casts the deciding vote in corporate decisions.
The position—which oversees $565 billion in assets, more than the annual gross domestic product of Belgium—pays roughly a third of a comparable private-sector job.
What really stinks about the job, though, is the location. Last year, the NPS moved out of the bustling capital of Seoul to a government-backed “innovative city” about 120 miles south, surrounded by mountains, rice paddies and livestock and manure-handling facilities. With a population of 26,500, Jeonbuk Innocity is home to 12 public agencies and clusters of newly constructed apartment buildings within its 3.8-square-mile turf.
:shucks:

Reece 09-14-18 07:47 PM

yelling out "This job stinks!"

Jimbuna 09-15-18 07:16 AM

STEED being the perfect candidate

Chris K 09-15-18 10:00 AM

to make you an ideal

Reece 09-16-18 12:19 AM

slave, though he doesn't have

Jimbuna 09-16-18 08:27 AM

the sense of a slug

Reece 09-16-18 06:55 PM

That remark offended STEED, he

Jimbuna 09-17-18 06:34 AM

threw himself under a sausage

Reece 09-17-18 07:58 AM

machine and found some rotten

Jimbuna 09-17-18 12:39 PM

tomatoes in the waffle filter

Reece 09-18-18 08:26 AM

he couldn't resist tasting them :oops:

Jimbuna 09-18-18 10:28 AM

with his recently found dentures


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