Hmmm. Where? Did I miss something?

It's who and not under a kilt that I'm aware of.

OK this is weird. What's going on with the post order?

Sorry... that was me: I re-did my post (#5385) and submitted it at the same time as yours. Just ignore the stuff about 'Where' and 'Scotsmen', it was about the previous puzzle.:D

So is it a mole or beauty spot?

Yup.

On the BREAST?

You wish....:o

Marilyn Monroe?

Of course. Too easy.

Can we see the photo?

Lecherous squirrel.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d..._Monroe_31.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XFrM3sw.png What's this then?

A stack of crackers for putting spam on or even spam and cheese if you are daring.

Upholstery?

Good thinking, Harvs, but not crackers or Spam this time (but you'll still think the answer's crackers).

Not upholstery either, Budda.

A Chinese firework/lantern?