Granted, they fly though your window and into your supper.

I wish my daughter could remember that mobile phones can't swim.

Granted, but you never informed them that neither could the stereo.

I wish my swimming pool wasn't iced over.

Blow ballasts it should break through...

I wished I would have bought stock in Google when I had the chance.

Granted, but when you had a chance the share price was at over $150 and now it's tanked to only $12.

I wish fish could fry.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifbut now the male population of futureland are made redundant,and you have frying fish in charge of all the barbie's

I wish i had track.ir

Granted, but we only discussed wiring up the led's yesterday....patience padwan.

I wish the fecka works :lol:

Granted, but you better watch out cos it's trying to feck you!

I wish I had something better to wish for.

HELLO BOYS IT'S BACK :rotfl: :rotfl:




http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gif Granted..but my old gran used to say ''be careful what you wish for it might come true''

I wish i hadn't gone back and read this thread ? :lol:

o noes ! :lol:

granted, but if you didnt then someone else would have done it.

i wish catgirls were real :D

Granted! But soon you get tired of being dusted constantly with catnip and finding large hairballs strewn around the house...

I wish that non-polluting cars would completely replace petroleum fueled autos...:up:

Granted, however, these non-polluting cars run on your good-will instead of petroleum. The supply not lasting very long (c'mon, you're just one guy for millions of cars), you soon find yourself depleted of your will power and returns to this thread begging for someone to wish for cars to run on petroleum again.

No problem: I wish cars continue to run on petroleum.

Granted! But in a type-o they produce petroleum jelly.


I wish I could have a big Texas BBQ Dinner right now.

Granted, but I'm the cook and you're gonna regret that.

I wish the days would last 48 hours each.

Granted, but you're in the Twilight zone now where it's Monday and you're stuck at work for 24 hours...everyday.


I wish my work day would get over, so I can go home and get some sleep.

Granted, but seeing as work pays you by the day, you have to work twice as long for the same money.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much yesterday.