You Guys want to borrow the jar I keep on my job sites?
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The Dan ain't deep enuf and no real ocean access so we can go plunder. I certainly hope we're not talking about just getting it and parking it, unless we're gonna do some nightly show....Still, it's time we get into the thick of things....

Aktung, along with your other duties, start training the men and check around for some pirate outfits.. also work on a list of pirate names for the men...

I thank you, I think....

Very nice that Aktung was willing to get behind you....

Please keep your oil can with you at all times...

I prefer real butter over petroleum products at the, er, table.

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Looky here, don't get smart with me and don't think you're gonna come in here changing rules.

First, we never see butter in the bilge, you wanna start a riot? Second, a standard oil can with a 6 inch spout is required to reach in deep enough to...er grease fittings. We can buy cheap # 6 oil for $3 bucks a gallon and it's concentrate at that...You bring in butter, everyones gonna want butter....see where this is going.... Plus, most butter has some salt content and that stuff really burns when it, well, I mean, it corrodes the fittings...

You still want butter, then you'll have to provide for everyone that wants to have some at your expense. Then you need to fill out the proper forms and submit them to your sponsor, he will submit them to me, I will send them to the head for Wolferz's final stamp.

AKtung, get you man under control...

Please take whatever butter you have and give to the head cook, I think that's Fire at the moment. Donna's still being treated professionally and no telling when she will be able to get on her post....:o

This is not how we had it back at the Tank and Sewing Machine factory.

It's a matter of cost and damn it, I told you not to mention we had the Canola.....now, everyone's gonna want it...

You're not in the factory....you're in the bilge.....

Now, go back and oil the aft tubes....you'll have to bend over to fit your upper body in there, but you'll fit......Some good boys back there...


{Tango, aft cam is a go...}

Rgr that. Who's aft, the boat or Buddahs'?

Broadcasting boat-wide as we speak. Will be set up for external broadcasting within the week.:salute:

Auto pilot set on the Afto-glide path?
 

We'll leave that to your discretion.:arrgh!:

See?
I'm not the absolute ruler I'm frequently accused of being.
I delegate.

Off to stoke the boiler...

I think I'll make it the boat aft. We want to break the new'uns in gently...

Oh all right but I think a refit for the plumbing will be needed to prevent potentially dangerous blow back. It's a life safety issue.

AKTUNG!!!!!!!!!! Get your man under control...

Budda, you don't decide if and when refits are needed, it's not even in your job realm. Your job as a new rat is to oil the tubes....

Please, if you have further questions or issues check with your sponsor..

Cripes I can't see a blasted thing in here. Where's the oil go?
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:har::har::har:

Just keep your head in the tube, you'll figure out shortly where the oil is going...

Buddahaid,
 

Don't know how to tell you this but,
The oil fill is in the front.

OK just a few inches more...

Hey, there's a hatch in here....

I don't believe it!
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