Granted, but since you're not working, you lose everything.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted, but then you realize ignorance really was bliss.

I wish I could think of another wish.

Granted, but seeing as how you've just made one, you'll have to wait your turn.

I wish I had more time to test GWX2.1.

Granted, you have more time to play it, but then your computer gets fried from a very nasty virus, that makes havoc of all on your HD. It also spreads to the other users testing GWX 2.1, smashing their computers too, and the entire GWX team'll have to start from the beginning again. Everyone blames you, so you get a perm. ban from SubSim. AND your postcount goes down to 0, so Sailor Steve has nothing to fear from you anymore.

I wish everything in my life would calm down so I can rethink some stupid actions....

Granted but it gets too much and you cant think.
I wish I had the power to tpe very fast.

granted!:|\\ But microsoft "spell-checker" charges a $1 for every mis-spelling and deducts it from your bank account.


I wish we could do a sub sim superbowl party @ Subsimo Ranchero with unlimited nachos.:hmm:

Subsim superbowl party granted, but the person that made the nacho's forgot to wash their hands and there is only one bathroom which makes us all miss the 2.6 million dollar 30 second Super Bowl comercials. Not to mention the 70 yard touchdown pass that Brady throws to win the Super Bowl ... :o

You can have all of the nachos you want though.

I wish the NFL football season would never end ... Just go into pre-season as soon as the snow melts.

Granted,:up: :up: :rock: :up: :rock: oh, wait, I have to crush this??? damn...:roll:
uh, but, uh , strateegery, Bort and takeda have to take a cross country road trip together....no that would be funny.:roll: wait....I've got it:hmm: Your hero [insert player here] has a career ending injury the first pre-season game.:damn:

I wish...if the Pats win, Takeda has to wear a Brady jersey for the subsim party.:up:

Granted, but unfortunately you don't make it to the meet and miss the fun.

I wish I could make OFF work.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifbut after the painstaking procedure of installing,You only find out that you cant take off ;)


I wish the daughter would elope instead of organising a complicated wedding?

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When will Micheal Vic get out of jail?

I wish I could have gotten to crush that coke post...

When will Micheal Vic get out of jail?

I wish I could have gotten to crush that coke post...[/quote]

Granted, but now you your litigated against by one of the biggest companies in the business world.

I wish rainwater wasn't a wet entity.

It's ok Jim... I work for em....

If it wasn't you'de have no excuse for your wet diapers...:rotfl:

I wish I would have invented disposable diapers....

Granted, you are Marion Donovan, the inventor of the disposable diaper, and you have been dead since 1998, so stop being a zombie and go back to your grave.

I wish I had an army of zombie wolves.

Granted, but they turn on you, biting you and making one of the living dead.

I wish frogs could fly.