Granted, but that's what started the brawl in the first place.

I wish Jim luck with Regina.

Granted, but his luck runs out.

I wish for a cookie.

granted, but before you eat the cookie someone grabs it and eats it himselve


i wish i knew why mostly TJ and Jim are crushing the dreams :hmm:

Granted, but with that knowledge come the need for TJ and Jim to kill you so no-one else finds out. Byeeee. ;)

I wish that KJM could meet Regina too.

Granted, but did you know Regina is a guy.

I wish Led Zeppelin would go on tour.:hmm:

Granted, but Jimmy Page has a broken wrist and also tonsilitis, so the tour is a flop.

I wish I knew how many steps there are in that stairway to heaven.

Granted, someone with a pistol will let you discover how much stairsteps there are.

I wish I wont screw up landings with a Hawker Tempest V

Granted you now screw up take offs.

I wish it was earlier than it is.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifYou will need to find your tardis, and now you'll be known as the timelord.

I wish i could catch myself a haggis for my burns night supper?

Granted, but seeing as how it's also Anns birthday today, I'll stick with the vindaloo curry tonight thanks.

I wish water wasn't wet.

Granted, water is dry, and since your body has a bunch of water in it, you dry out instantly before you can consume fire, which is now wet, and die from dehydration.

I wish I could launch fireballs from my hands.

Granted, but you burn you house down practising.

I wish I had feathers instead of hair.

Granted, but watch out it's now turkey season http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ys/4_6_100.gif

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I wish my hunting gun was nearby.

granted, its right next to you and when you move you pull the trigger shooting your foot off


i wish i had a car to get to the store easyer

Granted, but you should have wished for a one with equipped with an engine and a full tank of fuel.

I wish weekends were Monday to Sunday.