The phone company always score.

And make me mad being kept on hold listening to muzak played on an old electic synthesizer.

HA HA HA HA...Take that.

Ring me and you get it. :har:

Reminds me of the story about a customer calling IT support because their computer was not working... the punchline being a powercut at the customer's house. Some customers are just that stupid.

Hello? Tech Support? My computer won't work....and neither will my lights, garage door, TV, phone.....wait...

oh.... :timeout:

I have a remote control for my garage door, my wife. Not always the fastest method of getting the door open, especially when I come home late and have to wait for her to wake up and come downstairs. This means that I do not have to worry about getting wet when it rains. Just beep the horn, and sit back and wait for the garage door to open. It automatically closes as well. :03:

@Spiced_Rum
It's a joke, right? :o

It is just a cost effective and simple solution to opening the garage door. It always works, unlike when the batteries in a remote door opener are flat.

Identical system down at the Buna ranch.

Then I can only conclude that this is unconditional love :88)

A fair division of chores. I mow the lawn and she hoovers the carpets. The lady keeps the home and the man is the Silent Hunter!

I don't have a wife. Or a garage. I have a door.

Doors are FUN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door

Are we talking about ordinary doors or
The Doors?

Markus

Maybe the door into summer.