You say something. Sorry, I didn't hear you. It must be all those years of sirens screaming in my ears. :haha:

"I will practice selective hearing" Isn't that the only line in the vows? :smug:

Don't forget "I do not listen to nagging or whining" :stare:

The underlined portion is best said under your breath.

My wife and I wrote our vows. Reading them now, I should have seen something was up. I think it was a sign the pastor was an hour late that I was doomed. Here we had the largest church in town, she had 500 friends/family on her side, my only friends were the best man and ushers, but luckily my family showed up, all 8 of them.

They finally found the pastor, he was cutting grass. He came running in wearing shorts, sweating, covered in grass clippings. He wiped his face and put on his robe. The organist was on her 20th song. We all hurried, got into position. The fun began when he said " we are gathered here today for the wedding of Donald and Sharon" The crowd laughed, I reminded him that we were Marty and Laurie. Worse, he called my wife to be Sharon a few times.

Still today my wife and I cut up over it, calling each other Donald and Sharon.

Sharon sounds like the perfect wife and Laurie the perfect mistress.:03:

Martin Wolfe eh? hence the moniker MWolfe?

Er, yes, no, maybe..........

:haha:

Where's Wernher?
 

Our favorite sailor is MIA...:wah:

Yea, I expected him around by now, thinking he should be settled. Have you sent him a PM or Email?

Course I remember once you vanished for months and never told anyone. We put out a URAPB on you, did searches. As I recall we had almost had a online funeral for you. I remember putting a lot of effort into my goodbye speech, did a story with SSs in your honor and then you show up and ruined it.

I remember that. Wern even used some of his resources to find Wolferz.
I'm sure Wern is somewhat settled by now too. I also know how much he likes to get out and explore. He's in a new area, so there's a lot of discovering to do. He's probably having so much fun in real life that he's ignoring us.
Like you Wolferz, I do wish he would at least make an appearance.

Yes Armistead I jumped ship from ubi after the site change last year didn't comment very much , as I was getting use to the forums and the basic info for playing and modding.

Although I much enjoyed reading all the antics and jokesters on both forums. Every now and then I chime in with a good jest.
fith :salute:

I just shot off a PM to WVT.

Don't mistake the truth for joking, Wolferz is an idiot. I don't say it out loud because I don't want to hurt his feelings. I try to be nice to the lower lifes born without purpose, consider it my gift to humanity.

Rumor control...
 

The rumors of my passing were greatly exaggerated.:03: All I passed was gas.:haha:

And you really raised a stink! :Kaleun_Sick:

A man worthy of recognition...
 

Insult can't be given unless taken.

It's funny watching your crappola dripping through your fingers because I won't take it.:haha: "you got some on your shoes"

Don't mind him fitah. He's quaint with his Forrest Gump style spechifyin and his Bubba style hair lip.:doh: Just don't ask him about all the ways you can serve shrimp.