NICE ONE!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There is only one thing I find strange on this image.

The flag of the of the ship. It's either British or Australian (didn't get a good look).

So the question is, what is Bernard doing on an enemy boat. Maybe the Luftwaffe straped him to one of their planes and droped him near an enemy convoy to try and bring chaos! :yep:

@ respenus: Considering Bernards reputation, he'll be an excellent saboteur! :rotfl::rotfl:

:yep::yep::yep:
:rock::rock::rock:
:dead::dead::dead:

Really shouldn't have done that.

:nope:

What great camoflauge for that VIIC:up: Who would have know a VIIC would fit inside a tramp steamer like that? Just surface inside convoy and no one would suspect a thing. A true WOLF in SHEEPS CLOTHING!:rock:

more of this funny bug that your sub seems to be floating upside down
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1313/sharkeg8.jpg

The reason why you shouldnt call urself as an captain:
''Captain Jack Sparrow''

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1765/kraken2ol9.jpg

Similar gag too one of mind. :hmm:

See page 10 ;)

I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key . <-- period. Have been having fun, especially pausing and removing the "pause" (num lock del). You can get some rad views and snoop on convoys, if you like. :cool:

http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_plane.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/frauleinvomAmtsm.jpg

I thought about changing the flag, but figured if Bernard is going to screw up he's gonna do it 110%! :lol:
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

... Really??? I use it all the time, it is documented in the instructions, how could you have missed it?

I'm supposed to read the instructions?? :huh: :)
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

Well, you CLAIM to read maps...

[Lost in the Norwegian fjords] There are maps:o?

[To crew] Zere'z a map! Fear not, Meine brave Kameraden, zere'z Hope yet!

[And so, after 398 239 episodes, the U-60 escapes the fjords and the 84th season of Gilligan's U-Boat is over]

I never used the command either, I just assumed it did the same as F12 and never bothered to try it.

Touché:lol:.

Yes it is an Australian Merchant flag. It became the offical mechant navy flag in 1954, but had been in use from 1901. For more info have a look here.

http://www.ausflag.com.au/flags/ensign.html

Have fun!!:yep:

:rotfl: hahaha good one STeed :up: almost pissed myself laughing

Where's your sense of humor. :D
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

The real fun will start if you ever need to do an emergency surface.....

What result do you think screaming "BLOW" in the control room might have??

:hmm: :huh: :oops: :yep: :|\\ :up: :up: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Goddamn it!

To my horror, I realized Bernard had infected my poor u-boat!
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3...hardgo9.th.jpg

Luckily and incredibly, when I afterwards loaded up SH3 with SH3 Commander, I get this message: "Bernhard has been transferred to another u-boat". Can you believe my luck?

Neither could I, and it was too good to last. When I started up my next career and told SH3 Commander to make me crew names, I got this:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4...ard2ga1.th.jpg

Will I never have peace? I feel like the victim of a disaster watching footage from the tragedy be played over and over again over a period of years. I try to forget and put it behind me, and BOOM! Tragedy on TV again! Only it's Bernard instead of the WTC or an earthquake or what-the-Heck-not!

Leave me be already! Haunt me no more:o!

PS: Is it safe to let Bernard go? Or will it leave a curse on my submarine?

I'd say let him go. Things can't get any worse!