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"Hello helpdesk? My nuclear missiles won't launch!"
"Have you tried to switch them off and on again, sir?"

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"Hello, is that 'Rentabomb'"?
"Yes sir, how may we help you"?
"Do you have any that actually work"?

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Originally Posted by Schroeder (Post 2052690)

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"Hello helpdesk? My nuclear missiles won't launch!"
"Have you tried to switch them off and on again, sir?"

Damn, I need to find my subsim snugglez the customer service lol cat photo and I will have some fun.

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My ooking nukes won't fly!
Hello sir your though to pervert sex chat how may we satisfy you?
My ooking nukes....did you say pervert sex chat?
Yes
I've been a bad boy and need a good hard spanking and flogging.
You dirty old sod you.
Yes I am...

Un's customer service adventure

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ring...ring.....

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(reading in my best Indian accent)

"Tank you for calling Rockets R Us. My name is Bill, how can I help you?"
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"My wockets no raunch! WTF!"

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Maam, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you have your customer number and serial number?"

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"No! Why I need that?"

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Maam, I caaaannot help you without that information. You can find the serial number on the inside of the flux capacitor access panel."

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"Ok, I rook that up."

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...20 minutes later.

"Okay, I find number, now what?"

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"One moment while I look up your account.
Sooorry for the delay, my system is slow.
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"Okay, Mr. Smith, I see you have the Big Daddy Estes model Rocket kit-Gold edition.
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"okay, I will diagnose your problem now. I will put you on hold."

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Okay, Maam, I checked your system and I received no signal to the rocket. Is the modem plugged in?"

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"No, I go check."

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"okay, it plugged in now."

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"I'm still not connecting. Is your phone line okay?"

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"Steeeeeeeeed! I'll get you!"

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"Tank-you for calling Rockets R Us. Have a nice day."

Note: if you'd like to dabble in NoKo rocketry, you can own the same kit:
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N Korea missile test:
:dead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdizTdTBvxo

Skip to 3:09 to see how the DPRK's missile program is going :haha:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because North Korean Long Range missiles don't reach that far.

(Sorry if that's been used already. I'm new to this thread. :har: )

@ Niki's post... :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

How harsh is prison in North Korea?

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here is no doubt that North Korea treats its prisoners harshly.
When outsiders are arrested, they are often sentenced to hard labour, and that's exactly what it is - compounded by the severe oppression of isolation and helplessness.
The BBC knows of one former prisoner who was broken psychologically by his treatment. Many years later, he remains too traumatised to talk about it easily.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40269546

I am glad he is free and I hope he will recover. But there is no doubt at all that there is a sytematic breakdown at all levels in the closed country.

Note: 2017-14-06

Protips:

1. Don't visit North Korea
2. If you have to visit North Korea, learn their laws
3. Obey the Laws. Recognize that it is their country and their laws. It does not matter in the slightest if you think the laws are unfair or repressive. Duh, its a repressive country genius.
4. If you go to North Korea with the intention of spreading the word of your god, expect your god to rescue you, not your native country. If your god does not rescue you, perhaps you did not do a good enough job.
5. (country specific) North Korean government does not like Americans.
6. Don't visit North Korea

Billions of people on this planet avoid being put in North Korean prisons simply by following these simple tips. :up:

Foreigners who do end up on North Korean prisons, didn't.

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Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 2491360)

Yep :yep: