A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Winston Churchill

“Never complain and never explain.” Benjamin Disraeli

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. -- Sammy Clemens

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.

Winston Churchill

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes."
―Robert A. Heinlein

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

Winston Churchill

"I never learned from a man who agreed with me."
―Robert A. Heinlein

“We live in the best of all possible worlds.”

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

Winston Churchill

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics."
―Robert A. Heinlein



Source? As in "who said it"?

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Demetri Martin

im so poor i couldn't buy tights for a humming bird

You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy.
You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution. - G. K. Chesterton