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If Armistead didn't pop it, it is highly unlikely that I will. Then again, we now know why he used so much duct tape.:har: "wink" "wink" "nudge" "nudge" knowhutimean?:haha: |
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I picked her up at a college football game. She was being slapped around by a bunch of guys in the stands and landed in my lap. It was love at first blow. I hope you enjoy her, but she is like most women today, doesn't cook, clean, work, just lays there when you make love. |
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The one saving grace is you can let the air out without worrying about prosecution. |
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I'm checking Harbor Freight for a good rapid cycling compressor and breaking out the vinyl pool liner repair kit. Should work better than duct tape.
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You'll notice she's missing a left leg below the knee, but I just folded the flap and glued it to her thigh. Bear ate it. |
And the best bonus is she is silent!
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Cherry 2k is only half what Cherry 4k is...
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The doll will probably squeak a little or make the same noise as rubbing a balloon on your arm. |
Wolferz,
you do know the difference between a barking dog and a nagging wife, now don't you. |
The dog barks for a reason..
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Vive la difference
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And the dog will shut up when you bring it into the house. lol
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I agree, my dog always barks for a reason and he has several barks, so I fairly much know what he wants. He doesn't bark just to bark. My wife, she usually nags for no reason just to nag. The question is how do you deal with the nagging? My wife mutters, just loud enough for me to hear it, but pretends she doesn't want me to hear it...I pretend I don't hear it, so she'll keep it up wanting a response. I'll eventually ask her, " Did you say something to me, I can't hear you." Course, she'll think I did, but I'll never let her know...Heck, I've gotten so use to it, I now tune it out and don't hear it..... |
"I will practice selective hearing"....
An essential line in the wedding vows.:D |
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