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Wolferz 02-26-13 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2016101)
Wolferz, You shouldn't even think about blow up dolls, since the smallest prick can pop those things. :O:

Thank you for your concern.:up:
If Armistead didn't pop it, it is highly unlikely that I will.
Then again, we now know why he used so much duct tape.:har:

"wink" "wink" "nudge" "nudge" knowhutimean?:haha:

Armistead 02-26-13 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2016350)
Thank you for your concern.:up:
If Armistead didn't pop it, it is highly unlikely that I will.
Then again, we now know why he used so much duct tape.:har:

"wink" "wink" "nudge" "nudge" knowhutimean?:haha:

Well, I use to take her to the tire shop for repairs, but she became so expensive I couldn't afford her.

I picked her up at a college football game. She was being slapped around by a bunch of guys in the stands and landed in my lap. It was love at first blow.

I hope you enjoy her, but she is like most women today, doesn't cook, clean, work, just lays there when you make love.

Wolferz 02-26-13 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2016434)
Well, I use to take her to the tire shop for repairs, but she became so expensive I couldn't afford her.

I picked her up at a college football game. She was being slapped around by a bunch of guys in the stands and landed in my lap. It was love at first blow.

I hope you enjoy her, but she is like most women today, doesn't cook, clean, work, just lays there when you make love.

I'm used to that sort of behavior. Shouldn't be a problem.:O:

The one saving grace is you can let the air out without worrying about prosecution.

Armistead 02-26-13 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2016445)
I'm used to that sort of behavior. Shouldn't be a problem.:O:

The one saving grace is you can let the air out without worrying about prosecution.

I don't know, she seems to act a lil deflated if you do that.

Wolferz 02-26-13 05:31 PM

I'm checking Harbor Freight for a good rapid cycling compressor and breaking out the vinyl pool liner repair kit. Should work better than duct tape.

Armistead 02-26-13 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2016581)
I'm checking Harbor Freight for a good rapid cycling compressor and breaking out the vinyl pool liner repair kit. Should work better than duct tape.


You'll notice she's missing a left leg below the knee, but I just folded the flap and glued it to her thigh. Bear ate it.

swamprat69er 02-26-13 07:17 PM

And the best bonus is she is silent!

Wolferz 02-26-13 07:31 PM

Cherry 2k is only half what Cherry 4k is...
 
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2016613)
And the best bonus is she is silent!

You like the silent types?

The doll will probably squeak a little or make the same noise as rubbing a balloon on your arm.

swamprat69er 02-26-13 07:33 PM

Wolferz,
you do know the difference between a barking dog and a nagging wife, now don't you.

Armistead 02-26-13 08:00 PM

The dog barks for a reason..

Wolferz 02-26-13 09:35 PM

Vive la difference
 
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2016619)
Wolferz,
you do know the difference between a barking dog and a nagging wife, now don't you.

9 times out of 10 both are usually barking up the wrong tree.:03:

fireftr18 02-26-13 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2016657)
9 times out of 10 both are usually barking up the wrong tree.:03:

I disagree, the dog usually gets it right.

swamprat69er 02-26-13 09:39 PM

And the dog will shut up when you bring it into the house. lol

Armistead 02-27-13 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18 (Post 2016661)
I disagree, the dog usually gets it right.


I agree, my dog always barks for a reason and he has several barks, so I fairly much know what he wants. He doesn't bark just to bark. My wife, she usually nags for no reason just to nag. The question is how do you deal with the nagging? My wife mutters, just loud enough for me to hear it, but pretends she doesn't want me to hear it...I pretend I don't hear it, so she'll keep it up wanting a response. I'll eventually ask her, " Did you say something to me, I can't hear you." Course, she'll think I did, but I'll never let her know...Heck, I've gotten so use to it, I now tune it out and don't hear it.....

Wolferz 02-27-13 07:59 PM

"I will practice selective hearing"....

An essential line in the wedding vows.:D


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