In Oman we had two bases, and a microwave shot from one to t'other, dead flat ground all around - apart from a big lump of rock in the way, about 80' high, and 400' long. So we set up a rebroadcast site here - one receiver and one transmitter, powered by a little genny that needed refuelling every 26-28 hours or so (so it was a daily job for someone!). One day the link died, and we nipped out to find the problem - some tuu@t had put the wrong fuel in. The four of us that had to manhandle a new genny up, and the old one back down were cursing for a long time after :damn:

Good news about the mp3 player, did you have to dig it out of a dead dog, was it soaked, did it still work? :hmmm:

It was hanging from a bush. The same bush I went past it just 2 metres yesterday :damn:
But the player is stil working :woot:

:hmmm: There was no alcohol involved, when you were out looking at birds,when it was so close :D

Good job yer balls are in a bag or you'd lose them too :DL

They'd be easy to find :DL

:nope: la la la la laaa la la! :nope:

Too miniscule if rumour is to be believed :DL

Like shrivelled cherries.





Apparently! :o

Best bring a magnifying glass.

Let me get this straight, you the Parking regulator state that parking restriction bay is now defunct but the council say its not?

Someone is a lying b*****d. :yep:

I'd guess at the council. Appeal. :o

Forget it, young man :D

Thanks STEED, you saved me from the collective gang-up about my nut-sack :DL

Anyway, after one of my daughter's friends getting leukaemia, and then within a fortnight of that one of my friends dying from it, I now have a friend with MND. :damn:

Don't be my friend, I think that's the lesson.

Or maybe it's just because I'm getting old?

Or maybe because, throughout my life, I've been lucky in regard to serious illnesses?

On the up side, the funeral won't be a 900 mile round trip.

Thought that'd cheer up this miserable thread - back to Betenov's 'nut sack'... Is he a squirrel?

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/nut_sack.jpg

mmmmmmmmmm :O: I love pistachios

Sorry to hear about your friends, but the fact of them being your friends has nothing to do with it