Granted, but they still can't to do it effiiciently, causing productivity to fall off of which you are blamed and fired for.

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow today.

Granted, you don't have to shovel snow today, you have to shovel it for 3,857,273,000,273 days, starting tomorrow

I wish snow in Georgia didn't cause the power, phone and internet to go out, not to mention the fact that no one knows how to drive in it:damn:

Granted, but you are the only one with these amenities and the entire state population can drive in snowstorms and blizzards without incident to your house and use your phone, TV, and internet.


I wish Digital Trucker has enough beds and food to serve his new roomates



.

Granted. Snow in georgia did not cause the power, phone and internet to go out. Oddly enough though the rest of the country got buried in 5 feet of snow and took out the power grid nationwide caussing the loss of your phone, internet and power.

I wish I could win this game were all playing right now.

granted, you have just won! but Onkle Neal banned you because you have done the impossible and thinks of you as a threat

I wish country music would disappear

Granted, it disappears into your ears and echoes around in your head until the men with the white coats arrive and pump you full of sedatives

I wish luck's a fortune

Granted, but it turns out to be unlucky, and the fortune is a napkin.

I wish that Pirate Ninja Cyborg Jesus would come and fight the evil space invaders of Galrog 9.

He beams himself down and quickly defeats them. By throwing planets at them until they all die.

It takes quite a bit.

We're included.


I wish that we get a smiley for "BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Granted, but we lose all other smileys do to the size of this one. Soon everybody is sick of it and blames you.

I wish you would give me 70k dollars

Granted you can have 70k Zimbabwean dollars which might just afford you a fistfull of dirt

I wish everyone would vote in the Subsim Machinima Festival

Granted everyone in the world votes in the machinema festival, causing huge INTERNET lag, millions crossing boarders creating famine and wars just to get to more modern countries with INTERNET, random people without INTERNET breaking into peoples homes that have the INTERNET to vote. The massive net lag clogs phone lines and downs most communications globally causing the recession to turn into a global depression with entire civilizations collapsing!:nope:


I wish you had never made your wish!

Granted, TarJak never made his wish, you made it for him and the rest of the world hates you for it, chasing you down and stoning you with large rocks and 300 year old Twinkies

I wish this guy :D hadn't consumed all the dental floss in the known universe

Granted, that leaves all the tooth decay for you then.

I wish my dwarf tree was taller.

Granted, but not as tall as my beanstalk

I wish my beanstalk could reach Asgard

Granted, but they cancel the series and because it is just science fiction the beanstalk is put into an old musty wharehouse in the Mojave desert waiting for the series to make a come back.

I wish I had a reverse view of the universe ...