Granted, but back to the stone age, so your gas bomb is simoly those gasses that eminate through chainmail underwear.

I wish I could get these trousers to fit.

Granted, you get them to fit wy swapping them for a size XXXXXXXXL

I wish hitting your funny bone was more humerus

Granted, to everyone else except you.

I wish this :88) guys face would get stuck like this.

Granted. But now thats the only face you can ever see during intercourse.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, the job is better but the pay is less.

I wish Thuringia were a meal.

It is more than a meal, it is a feast. The only bad thing is that it is laced with iocane powder and that is always fatal. Eat up!

I wish it were not any colder than 42 degrees F and not any warmer than 52 degrees F.

Granted it is not any colder than 42 degrees F and not any warmer than 52 degrees F, but the F stands for "fooked up temperature scale" meaning that 42 degrees F = -1,541,578,216,579,513,137 C and 52 degrees F = 1,365,198,273,262,385,172,182,363 C

I wish it would stop snowing

Granted, enjoy the hurricane instead.

I wish to be excused.

Granted no takebacks

I wish jim could be excused too.:salute:

Granted, he leaves never to be seen or heard from again...and since you are the one who made the wish, you get the honor of escorting him to wherever he wishes to go.

I wish pharmacies did not run out of heart medication...

Granted, but now they run out of everything else because they have to store all that heart medication and you are feeling a nasty cold coming on

I wish paranoia was more prevalent

granted, paranoia IS more prevalent, but now nobody leaves their closet because of the germs, nuclear war, the second Nazi uprising, Chernobyl continuing to release radiation, et cetera.

I wish I could find a cheap ATI video card

Granted, you should be able to pick up a Rage3D for about $3 now. Of course you'll be a tad limited to 1995 games but you did want cheap

I wish you could have things good, fast and cheap instead of having to pick two of these criteria

Granted, Unfortunately its an ATI 3D rage card circa 1994 with 8 megs of graphics memory and is currently uncompatible with your current computer causing you to downgrade to a 486DX 33 Mhz system capable of playing only Submarine text games.

I wish I had buckets of money

Granted you have two, (2) buckets full of liquid gold (oil) and they are worth money...not much but money nonetheless...

I wish my supervisors would do things properly.