It is worth more...more than an Italian lira, Turkish lira, Japanese yen...but only by a smidgen.

I wish I could type faster...

Granted. you type so fast your fingers fall off.

I wish for money.

Granted, money now exists, just not in your hands

I wish for the world to be blessed with eternal pizza

Granted. but its the nastyest pizza you can find.

I wish for the pizza to taste better.

Granted, but the only way to make it taste better is to burn your taste buds off with a steam iron.

I wish I had a Tiger tank!

Granted. Its rusty, flaky, and completely inoperable. Its also on your bed.

I wish that the thread about rating music didn't die.

Granted, that thread on rating music didn't die, but everyone on it (including you) is listening to "They're Coming To Take Me Away, HaHa" by Napolean XIV or the soundtrack to "The Sound of Music"

I wish music wasn't so deadly

Granted, but it only ceases to be so after your untimely demise

I wish music hadn't killed DT

Granted, it turns him senile instead.

I wish all wines were fortified.

Granted, they now had a fortification modifier of +2. This renders your attacks on them null and void and reduces you to drinking that cats piss called broon ale

I wish geordies had better taste

They do taste better than cow dung...but only if aged.

I wish I could get that picture out of my head.

Granted, but foolishly you decide to use chainsaw surgery to do so and forget the anesthetic

I wish anesthesia was available on demand

Granted. but not for you.

I wish my fw 190 could carry the goring bomb so I can stop all the allies at malta.

Granted but due to a typographical error on the requisition you are
issued with the boring bomb that puts everyone to sleep only.:salute:

A good flight to you:up: from your ground crew and the P-38 squadron
on your six:o


I wish I could come back to subsim and crush somebodies dream

Granted, you just did and waisted a dream... good job... other people could have used that wish.:haha:

I wish Mush Martin's wish was taken back. (and for the goring gas bomb to work.)