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Pope Francis meets with David Cameron in front of an enormous crowd at Heathrow. The Pope leans toward the Prime Minister and says, "Do you know that, with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?"

"I seriously doubt that," responds Cameron.

The Pope continues, "This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice!"

The PM burst into laughter. "Go on then, show me."

So the Pope backhanded him, the crowd cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!

Jimbuna

11-03-15 09:30 AM

http://i.imgur.com/tDPGjUe.jpg

STEED

11-03-15 12:49 PM

I see Labour has one heck of a issue with Trident.

Scot Labour

Leader wants it
Party does not

UK Labour

Leader does not want it
Party wants it

A rather thorny issue this one. :hmmm:

Jimbuna

11-03-15 03:02 PM

The next item on the disagreement agenda appears to be tenants' right-to-buy.

Quote:

Ministers have defended their plans to extend the right-to-buy to housing association tenants as parties clashed over the government's Housing Bill.
Communities Secretary Greg Clark said it would lead to an increase in housing stock and help people "realise the dream" of home ownership.
But Labour predicted a "fire sale" of affordable homes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34697539

BossMark

11-04-15 11:36 AM

So human DNA has been found in pork sausages?

How did that get there, DAVID CAMERON?

STEED

11-07-15 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 2355726)

So human DNA has been found in pork sausages?

How did that get there, DAVID CAMERON?

I'm going veggie. :har:

BossMark

11-07-15 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2356308)

I'm going veggie. :har:

Must admit it as put me off pork sausages......

Jimbuna

11-07-15 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2356308)

I'm going veggie. :har:

Here's me thinking you were already in a vegitated state :hmm2:

STEED

11-07-15 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2356381)

Here's me thinking you were already in a vegitated state :hmm2:

https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/51....181855326.jpg

STEED

11-08-15 05:59 AM

HagFish Cameron sets out his strongest demands to stay in the EU....

http://static.indianexpress.com/m-im...id_Cameron.jpg
I will do what ever it takes to stay in the EU even if I have to put my love spuds in a French pig and performed sexual acts with Merkel.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...2_2396548b.jpg
You who David over here, see you at my place 8pm.

http://i.tmgrup.com.tr/dailysabah/20...5602200464.jpg
Stay away from our pigs you pervert!

BossMark

11-08-15 06:17 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8y56hwpk.jpg
"Oh no its toff boy, run and hide you don't want to know what will happen if he catches you"

STEED

11-08-15 06:24 AM

http://www.artsjournal.com/herman/wp...15/09/pig7.jpg

Of course I do Kermit and you are not having her back, Miss Piggy and I are getting it on.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPcVqJBWcAAQ39Y.jpg

http://2static.fjcdn.com/large/pictu...84_5691285.jpg

BossMark

11-08-15 06:39 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/...ps2azv1zw7.jpg
"Oh boy I cant wait to get you home my lovely little piggy"

BossMark

11-08-15 06:44 AM

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/...ps32ywu1y5.jpg