Granted, but imagine your embarrassment when you discover restaurants don't accept Pesos anymore.

I wish I knew why we we aren't supposed to eat animals, when they are made out of meat.

Granted, you find out when your butcher offers you one of your own legs

I wish cannibalism was less prevalent in Jimbuna's town. (Local shops for local people).:D

Granted, Cannibalism disappears when a salmonella outbreak kills the the local populace after Jimbuna's winkie was served undercooked at a town BBQ.

I wish I was a circus clown with big floppy shoes.

Granted, but you keep triping over them.

I wish circus clown shoes wernt so big.

Granted, they are now the size of a normal shoe, and one is promtly shoved up your butt by an angry circus clown who must now wear less funny shoes.

I wish for Task Force to have a good proctologist.

Granted, he gets you as his proctologist and you are sooooo gooood!:O:

I wish innuendo was insinuated

Granted, but only towards your good self.

I wish I hadn't scalded Mrs Bunas foot last night.

Granted, now she's angry at you for some other reason that you don't know of.

(Seriously, sorry to hear that, hope she's okay).

I wish...I was cool.

Granted, jim wraps you in a tea towel with ice and uses you to soothe Mr's Buna's foot.

I wish my daughter would stop being a stroppy cow

Granted, all it takes is some deadbeat with no job named Biggles, your new son in-law. And keep the refridgerator full of beer too will ya, Biggles needs his nurishment while he's job hunting online with your computer for the next 7 months.


I wish Biggles and his new bride all the best



.

Granted, they both get all the best of TarJaks wine and beer stocks.

I wish my daughter knew how to cook like her mam.

Granted, she cooks like your mam but your mams cooking was never that good

I wish Biggles admitted the truth he's a viking



.

Granted, Biggles admits the truth that he's a Viking, but becomes very aggravated at having to make the admission and gores you with his horny hat

I wish rutabagas were more appetizing

Granted, but only if you mix them with horse manure.

I wish the inevitable consequence.

Granted, the inevitable consequence of your heinous crimes against humanity

I wish Jimbuna's consequence would be righteously...righteous