Granted, you do but fall off our temporal plane whilst doing so. Now no-one has any memory of you

I wish I could pilot a temporal plane

You can, but Bernard cannot and when he pushes the wrong button on the flight console, you vanish never to be seen or heard from again.

I wish it would start snowing...

Granted, it is just not where you're at.


I wish I had a flying carpet

Granted, but it can't carry your weight.

I wish people would keep wishing things about me:O:

Granted, we keep wishing you weren't so ugly.

I wish I had a leg of mince.

Ouch!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Granted, but you also get a brain of a mouse.

I wish I understood what he really wished about...

Granted, you understand what he wished about, but now you don't care because you're thinking about why no one is wishing things about you

I wish circumcisions were less painful

Granted, but only because your genitals are that of a female.

I wish to test the ultimate.

Granted, you get to test the ultimate tea strainer

I wish to swap with you

Granted, but you get a rash!:o


I wish tarjak a happy Mr T Valentines day!

http://www.ieatpaint.com/images/valentine.jpg

Granted, but now you have to share your lova and affection for Mr T with TarJak.

I wish I could watch from behind a two way mirror.

Granted, you can watch from behind a two way mirror, but the mirror is mounted the wrong way 'round so you get to watch yourself in the mirror whilst everyone else watches you

I wish checking to see if a person was ticklish was called test tickles.

Granted, but you only get to check your theory on prison inmates.

I wish I knew why it is called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is ******** and I am an alcoholic'?

Granted, after 25 years of attending your suddenly realise that everyone else but you has been using a false name

I wish Nickimcbee and Mr T were not such "good friends" and hadn't shared their friendship with me:o

Granted they didn't. They shared their LOVE with you...

I wish I had more spendable cash in my pocket so I could take the significant other out to dinner...