Granted, your now called Big Ears.

I wish I could find the time.

Granted, but you keep forgetting what it was you wanted to do when you found it.


I wish someone would give me back my bullets.


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Granted, but you can't use them.


I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, you find yourself atop a 100 foot tall steel tower in a little known place called Alamogordo Bombing and Gunnery Range 16 July 1945 at 5:29:42 in the morning mountain war time. Three seconds later you see a flash of blinding light and POOF you're gone.

I wish I could the look on Miner1436 face from a safe distance.

Granted, the distance is safe but the view is not and you are blinded by the flash

I wish there was more than a flash in the pan

Granted, there's also a pair of soiled knickers, a greasy spoon, a kangaroos testicle, a .......

I wsh the snow would stop ....

It will, once it has covered you and all around you and smothered you to .....

I wish morning would come quickly so I can see if I survived the night...

Granted, but now you must survive the day because Jimbuna knows where you've been hiding your boat at night.

I wish for a fish on my dish tonight.

Granted, except that today I shall be checking my lobster pots...assuming of course I survive...therefore you go hungry once again.

I wish to know the winning lottery numbers before they are drawn...

Granted, you buy the winning numbers only to lose them to someone that robbed you of everthing you own.

I wish I saw NealT leaving the store



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Granted, but he takes you with him.

I wish the next person to post good health!:DL

Granted, you give your good health to me

I wish Biggles kept some of his good health

Granded, but he gets greedy and takes all yours.

I wish Biggles would have been fair.

Granted, Biggles is fair, but I cheated and took his health from him once again.


I wish a cure is found for Biggles severe case of flatuence




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Granted, its a tube that takes the smell and puts it in a box... But you now are stuck in the box.:dead:

I wish I could reverse time 6 hours.