Growler |
07-21-11 07:22 AM |
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Originally Posted by jimbuna
(Post 1709015)
Sharks are immune to cancer.
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Don't let that word get out, ffs. We'll have pharma on one hand, slaughtering sharks to prevent the cure from getting out, and eco-people on the other, making a fortune on save-the-sharks-big-pharma-is-bad campaigns... meaning that Congress will immediately enact the "Shark Protection Act" and make it a felony to even look at a shark with both eyes at once, and then the companies will offshore the jobs to India, and the shark technical support hotline will be unintelligible, and then shark pharma stock will drop, and the economy'll implode, and then the sharks will rise up and overthrow us and then the moon will crash into the sun and the sharks will all leave and we'll be left here to die in the fireball.
Damn sharks.
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