Granted: look in to my eye ''you wont forget''
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YOU WILL NOT FORGET;)


I wish I was on holiday.

that eye has to be the ultimate crush depth

Granted, but you lose your passport, you are grabbed by Arkansas hillbillies and put to work on a pea farm.

I wish I had a hot tub.

Granted, but not realising just how hot it is, you jump in and then have to race into the next room for a cold shower.

I wish it was possible to move house without the fuss of packing.

Granted: just jack it up and put the original wheels back on it, ;) :rotfl:

i wish it wasn't as cold today?

Granted! What are you doing in Neal's hot tub wish!?!


I wish it would hurry up to July, so we can do the Subsim party!

Granted, but you do realise the venues been changed to London don't you ?, so you need to get them flightd booked early.

I wish my earlier statement was true.

Ha! Granted! But tractorsim buys out subsim and it is relocated to a corn field in Iowa (US):up:


I wish they would add playable Japanese subs to sh4.

Granted, but every time you set sail some American torpedoes you.

I wish my Kawasaki was running.

Granted, but now Neal shows up on his Suzuki and challenges you to a race.

I wish steak had anti-calories.

Granted: Then there would be no need to breed them thar longhorns. And you revert to eating K.F.C. .;)

I wish i could go up in a space shuttle?

Granted, but your left behind on the space station by mistake and live the rest of your days in cyber solitude.

I wish the earth had more land capable of being farmed.

Granted: sort of....you can have the little space i call a garden for growing your onions;) but i'll remain on the space station in my hydroponics lab working on a better solution:up:

I wish I had a better understanding of women ..more so how they think.it would make my life easier ?

Granted but they do not like you understanding them so much that they will hit you with there purses and beat you up.
I wish we could fly tonight.

Granted but as usual Hunter or Dowly shoots you down or crashes into your plane.

I wish I could tell what was going to happen next...