Granted, when you arrive they lock you in solitary confinement and you never depart until after you are dead and buried...

I wish my boy would finally go out on his own and forget my address...

Granted, but upon his return he enters the wrong house and is subsequently arrested for burglary.

I wish for the status quo. (not the pop group)

Granted you get the same old same old

I wish TF1 was used instead of TF2

Granted, but we lost the same amount of ships...

I wish heavy guns would smash the pathetic enemy TF

They do, and since you were their leader, you drown in the middle of the ocean.

I wish the Red Triangles would return...:salute:

Granted, but only in special edition boxes of Toblerone.

I wish the sooner the better.

Granted, sooner is better in regards to time. But quality of the product still sucks because it was hurried out the door.


I wish I could surpass jimbuna in the number of posts by tuesday.

Granted, but the bloody stumps that are now your fingers make doing other things in life rather difficult for you

I wish bloody stumps were more useful

Vampires love em...women hate em...

I wish today were not super bowl Sunday.

Granted, today is super dish Sunday.

I wish Newcastle would beat Sunderland in the local derby match today.

Granted, but as someone from the United States I can assure you nobody here cares one bit about this derby match.


Just out of curiosity I wish I knew what the 'ell a derby match was.

Granted, but seeing as it's about a sport that is played in more countries worldwide than any other sport and the US play it badly..... http://forums.photobucket.com/images.../pbgoogler.gif

:DL

I wish the draw didn't happen.

Granted: the draw didn't happen and you lost three points instead of gaining one :salute:

I wish starheaded screwdrivers didn't go into your skin so deep :cry:

Granted, You will find using the proper tool for the job works better and you are less likely to hurt yourself. So next time try use a wrench to tighten the bolts instead of the starheaded screwdriver.


I wish Kratos had a clue

Granted, Kratos has a clue (but it's not the one you expected). Kratos now has a clue how to publish those pictures of you wrestling naked in the pool full of Jello with an Orangutan

I wish this guy :woot:would quit partying so hard