granted! But it is very expensive!:oops:
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(wait, it was just a"figure of speech":oops: )

I wish the girl from the above photo /\ would take me out on a date.:up:

granted, but she is an orthodox lesbian.

I wish my friend's stupidity had a border/limit.

Granted, it borders on mental retardation which is limited only by your influence:D

I wish for NikiMcbee's next dream crush to feature a picture of Jewel Staite in a bathing suit.

It does, but it is pitch black outside and the flash did not work...

I wish that young lady were with me right now...

She is, as well as a 100 other photos of half naked women you have stashed under your pillow.

I wish I was her bathing suit

Granted, you are now her bathing suit. Your face is the butt-crack string on the bikini bottom.

I wish Rockstar had thought about the ramifications of his wish a bit more

Granted, now you can't get the satisfaction of crushing his wish

I wish evil enjoyed more success

Granted, but only on twilight woensdags.

I wish my mate would go out for a beer or three tomorrow.

Granted, I go out for a beer or three tomorrow, but sadly you are not here to enjoy them with me

I wish Jimbuna could come out for a beer or three with me tomorrow

He can, but he decides instead to go out for more than a beer with the BFB that sits across from him at work...leaving you to drink alone, whereby you promptly get sconced and tossed in jail when you are caught driving away on your moped...

I wish today were more than a day of work.

granted, but that makes playing video games that much more fun

i wish i had a friggin job

Granted, your new job starts tomorrow....enjoy friggin the sheep whilst you shepherd them.

I wish my wooly pullover didn't arrive out of the packaging with that questionnable stain on it.

Granted, it is no longer a questionable stain and the weird thing is you don't mind wearing it and refuse to wash it off now.


I wish jimbuna would tell us what the stain is.

Granted, he tells you that it is an unusual discoloration of the fabric.


I wish joy and happiness upon all of you.

Granted, we all are enjoying our joy and happiness at the expense of your despair and misery

I wish arriving could be done without departing