Granted it does provided...well you know...JB doesn't get hold of it and then, look out...

I wish a brighter day were ahead for

Granted, but it's cancelled due to budget cuts

I wish the budget wasn't such a treacherous entity

It isn't, it is easy...spend more than you can make or afford and have a good time...then everyone will call you a government.

I wish Subsim the best of luck in the upcoming years...

Granted, but subsim had to take all of yours to make the wish come true. Your chances of a meteor dropping on you head sometime today have just skyrocketed.

I wish got a pay raise

Granted, it is 'raised' to the uppermost shelf where your unable to reach it.

I wish my tales were taller.

Granted, your tales are now slightly tallker than Ronnie Corbett

I wish they still made Porridge

granted, but Quaker instant oatmeal is better, and inexpensive

i wish i had a pony:rotfl:

Granted: Make sure you feed it:
http://www.lifelounge.com/resources/...ittle-pony.jpg


I wish jim would stop posting those home movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p...eature=channel

Granted, he stops making that one and makes this one: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=IsD6xd5JaaQ

I wish Geordies knew how to sing and dance

He does, but he does so on your parade...

I wish for another 12 years...

Granted....12 years hard labour.

I wish my holidays were due.

Granted, due next year

I wish for all sorts of nonsense

Granted, you get all sorts of nonsense, but you can't make any sense of it and go insane after spending 30 years trying to do so

I wish water wasn't so wet

Granted, but only when it's damp.

I wish heat wasn't so warm.

Granted, but it will only be cooler in Winter.

I wish the milk of human kindess tasted better