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Armistead

11-20-14 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2262764)

Yeah, coz I might just do to you what the (now mysteriously disappeared) Father Randy did to me with his oil-can!:timeout:

so that was an oil can....frankly, I feel a lil relieved..

Armistead

11-20-14 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2262743)

I'm worried about the (worn-out) knee pads myself...that musta' been a looooong session groveling in front of Padre Tango-just to get off with an ECCLESIASTIC slap on the wrist and a Hail Mary!:03:

http://www.luminarium.org/renlit/henry8parham.jpg You're probably right about that! "Absolute power corrupts....absolutely" Especially when they're wearin' silk stockings!:woot:

Oh Zod, I bow before thee..

Wolferz

11-20-14 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2262791)

Oh Zod, I bow before thee..

I like the hat but, the rest is only regulation Navy wear for the WAVES.

You can still wear your stockings under your khakis. Or are those (in Japanese voice) reotards?

Armistead

11-20-14 08:20 PM

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

fireftr18

11-20-14 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2262633)

well, i thought i should look and smell nice for my confession, but my stockings got ruined when i got on my knees before tango and made payment for my sin...we've got to get fire in there to scrub the layers of urine off that floor and repaint. i suggest a yellow color this time...cleanliness is our confession booth should be required.

the condom machine was also out......

may i suggest that you go back to your capt. quarters? don't think it's right for our political and religious power be combined in one spot....

I'll take charge of that. We have plenty of newbies to do the job. :D

Wolferz

11-21-14 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2262870)

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

Granted!

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...7/badsanta.png

You make the best Santa ever!

Aktungbby

11-21-14 11:49 AM

Santa CROSS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2262870)

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2262928)

Granted
You make the best Santa ever!

I think you've got the job nailed:D http://www.snopes.com/holidays/graphics/santacross2.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santacross.asp ...by way of explanation!:nope:

Wolferz

11-21-14 03:15 PM

Armistead is a rock magnet...

You're always number one in our book, Armistead.
No need to remind us.:D

Yes, I saw it before the morality police stepped in:haha:
But, hey, rules are rules.:shucks:

Did the stone hurt when it bounced off your cranium?:doh:

Armistead

11-21-14 09:03 PM

Oh Boy! I'll really dress up nice all each of you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want! I'll have a large candy cane for each of you.......

Tango589

11-22-14 07:42 AM

Have we got a chimney for Santa to come down?

swamprat69er

11-22-14 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2263237)

Have we got a chimney for Santa to come down?

How about this?
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...ps9342e084.jpg

Tango589

11-22-14 09:37 AM

I know it's traditional (in the UK at least) to leave a mince pie and a drop of scotch for Santa and a carrot for Rudolph, but here in the Bilge, do you think he'll be ok with a drop of Bilge Brew a bowl of steaming hot stew?

swamprat69er

11-22-14 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2263260)

The hot stew would warm the cockles of his heart.:) He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

Tango589

11-22-14 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2263267)

He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

That'll explain why his nose and cheeks are rosy red.:hmmm:

Aktungbby

11-22-14 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2263267)

The hot stew would warm the cockles of his heart.:) He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

Especially at Armistead's li'l dogpatch! " ya' better not shout; ya' better not pout" translates to " ya better be still"! :woot: http://www.old-picture.com/united-st...hine-Still.jpg

swamprat69er

11-22-14 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2263383)

Especially at Armistead's li'l dogpatch! " ya' better not shout; ya' better not pout" translates to " ya better be still"! :woot: http://www.old-picture.com/united-st...hine-Still.jpg

Nice still! Are you giving out samples?:D

Armistead

11-22-14 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2263404)

Nice still! Are you giving out samples?:D

Yes, I'm giving out samples....

swamprat69er

11-22-14 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2263408)

Yes, I'm giving out samples....

Does everyone in your neck of the woods have a still in their back yard?
Or is it only people with a good creek running through?

Armistead

11-22-14 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2263413)

Does everyone in your neck of the woods have a still in their back yard?
Or is it only people with a good creek running through?

Honestly, still a lot around, most people have a quart or two in the house, but no one knows exactly where it comes from:D

Wolferz

11-22-14 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2263418)

Honestly, still a lot around, most people have a quart or two in the house, but no one knows exactly where it comes from:D

Rookies.:O:
In Kentucky you find those old ring neck gallon jugs.
Let me tell ya, that shine burns all the way down.:huh:

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