Hard to pick just one, there are so many good ones, but from what I have recently read Eddings' "The Redemption of Althalus" stands out.

Why am I having cake and coffee fro breakfast?

Because you can.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

morning wood...heh heh heh heh:D

Would life be better if I were less easily amused?

No.

What did Debbie do?

Debbie does Dallas

Have you seen it?

Actually no

Have you seen Alice in Wonderland the porn musical?

No, but Dowly probably has :O:

Why is it uncomfortable to be cold?

You aren't nordic enough.

Why are the most incompetent people placed in positions of most responsibility?

Cause the majority of voters are idiots.

Do you like country music?

Not particularly, but there are exceptions.

Why pants?

Better than Overalls.

Prosecutor or Defense Attorney?

State your case for the 1 you pick.

Prosecutor. I've got one in my family. :)

What is ur favorite subsim smiley?

:smug:

Should I shave before I get my next days off work or leave the shaving for the days off?

I've seen your picture....leave all the hair on.

Why must there always be a better way?

because the missionary way gets old ...

I thought the thread title said, "ask the next president a question"

so seriously what would you ask the next president?

Who will win the World Series.


When will this dreadful winter come to a end?

When spring arrives.

To be or not to be?

To be.
What will be next?

You decide.

I doubt you will understand the next point...or will you?

There is no point in explaining that to you.
Point taken?