i dont mind :yep:, thats what i want actualy ;)

Granted, He's not a butcher, he is a sadist.

I wish milk still came in bottles with foil tops and cream in the neck.

Granted: as we have blue tits here nicking the cream,you now have the biggest fattest budgies in OZ. and theres that much budgie crap all over your house it cost a fortune for the cleaning. Now you wish you kept the cartons,:lol:

I wish i was up in the air in a p40 ;)

Granted, but Japanese AA fire shoots your plane's engine out. You bail out, only to have your parachute fail. You fall from 5,000 feet to the ground below.

I wish for godmode.

Granted, but alas you only get godmode in Pong.

I wish I had an RPGL (Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher), for recreational use.

Granted, but you have no grenades to fire from it so it is totally useless to you.

I wish I was the sole supplier for RPGL ammunition.

granted, but now the factory closes so your cant sell anything


i wish i had a Zundapp with sidecar

Granted. Unfortunatly, you picked the wrong religion.

I wish i had more room for my library.:hmm:

Granted, but the contractor that built the new addition to your house didn't get the proper permits, so the neighbors complain about the ugly site of a new library so close to their residential area.

Now you only have 30 days to tear it down at your expense.

I wish I had a real girl like they use to paint on the nose of planes in WWII ...

Hey, wait, that's cheatin' No actual Northwest laws/ cases. You'd think I was trying to build a casino in the gorge.:roll:

Anyway, back to the game....

Granted, but you'll need to buy a large bottle of penecillin:rotfl: :damn: . The rash will go away in time.


I wish I was... a lumberjack, swinging from tree to tree.

Granted, but whilst you are swinging through the trees you are spotted by a hunter who mistakes you for a world record breaking (size wise) exotic parrot. He shoots you, has you stuffed and mounted in his trophy room.

I wish there was no conflict in the Middle East.

Granted, the conflict in the Middle East is relocated to the Middle of your Living Room.

I wish I knew everything about computer hardware.

Granted, but you nothing about the software your wanting to install.

I wish there was a three legged chicken I could keep up with in a race.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifbut you couldn't even catch a cold ne'er mind a three legged chicken.....

I wish for a new computer for my birthday

Granted, but it's Laurens old one :rotfl:

I wish I can remember to bring that spare RAM to yours this weekend ;)