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EDIT: Found them here: http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes/index.htm But my favorite has to be the one with the Navy Admiral, the Air Force, Army and Marine Generals on the repelling wall trying to figure out whose men are the bravest. ;) That one can be found here: http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes...ry-jokes-2.htm (center of the page) incase you never heard it. |
:rotfl: The marine disappearing in the cloud of grenade explosions - funny stereotypes all in that joke.
While on maneuvers, a colonel and his jeep driver got stuck along a muddy road. Two privates were lounging in the shade a few yards away. "You two - on your feet and come help free this vehicle." "Sorry sir," said one of the grunts, suppressing a smile, "but we're dead. The umpire said we are not to take part in any more of the exercise." "Sergeant," said the colonel to his driver, "go over there and get those two stiffs and throw them under the wheels so we can get some traction." |
Something else to think about is that these test pilots main job is to put the plane in "above and beyond" manuevers. The "average"...if there is an "average" fighter pilot won't be using these manuevers.
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During the hight of the Battle of Britain a new CO takes over a depleted squadron. He goes to the mess to be introduced to the pilots but there's just a sergeant major and two pilots. The sergeant major salutes and tells the new CO: ""Sir, meet the pilots of squadron XXX, both of them!" |
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