We'll get the tub and make it the usual water landing.:har:

Then again, this illustrates why it's called a Jump Jet.

"Listen, this aircraft is a good deal and right in your price range. It was only used by a little old lieutenant on short duration bombing runs against some insurgents on the weekends. It is the cream-puff of the flight line. So what can I do to sell you this sweetheart today?"

"Throw in a KFC and you've got a deal."

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I'm sick of being the butt of your joke captions. I'm flying this bird out of here.

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"Can't bear the betrayal...I'm outta here."