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Gargamel 09-11-12 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by S-13 (Post 1892006)
I love submarines, but I haven't seen enough of them to give an "actual worst" since I'm sure there are ones that deserve the title better to the one I'm going to name, which I'm sure alot of people liked.

With that said, I thought Hunt for Red October was pretty terrible, the whole plot about defecting was bad enough, but the idea of the newest ship in the fleet is given to a Captain who while highly decorated as the movie claims but his loyalty to his country isn't insured especially for a nuclear submarine? and rest of the crew would go along? Let alone the fact supposedly the XO of this ship would be a Political Officer?

It's a decent rambo style cold war action movie, but not my idea of a submarine movie.


Ramius was Lithuanian, not Russian, an his wife was killed by the soviet bureaucracy, so he had motive too.

That's why decent movie based on excellent books still suck.

soopaman2 09-11-12 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargamel (Post 1933117)
That's why decent movie based on excellent books still suck.


I have to agree, being an avid Tom Clancy reader, this movie was not done well, too little background character development, and the movie gave an entirely different vibe from the book. It seemed to hurry the plot too much IMHO. The movie telegraphed the plot twist at the end, while it blindsided you in the book.

But the worse? Nah, I would put this as one of the better, though nowhere near the best.

Kaye T. Bai 09-12-12 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2 (Post 1933132)
I have to agree, being an avid Tom Clancy reader, this movie was not done well, too little background character development, and the movie gave an entirely different vibe from the book. It seemed to hurry the plot too much IMHO. The movie telegraphed the plot twist at the end, while it blindsided you in the book.


Personally, I think "The Hunt For Red October" (the film), is probably one of the most overrated subfilms of all time. Not to mention that I'm not too fond of Alec Baldwin.

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 1888593)
The Syfy movie Sea Snakes (or Silent Venom) almost made my face burn off when I watched it. Nothing about the sub was correct except that it goes underwater. Sheesh. Give it a netflix if you think u can stomach it. The sub looks like a 688, but it's a SSK!! Exact quote from movie "this baby runs pretty quiet on electric motors" and the Chinese dropped a DEPTH CHARGE!?!? One charge, somehow, bangs up a 688 SSK. Then, the Chinese shoot a torp. Well that is a disaster. Ugh. Terrible movie.


I guess you got to cut them some slack, it's a low budget film. They probably only could get access to a WWII SSK at best. But yeah, electric motors on a 688i? And a depth charge? That's just inexcusable.

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Originally Posted by Overkill (Post 1888639)
I've not seen that one but I did see this horrible excuse for a sub movie:

The only thing good about it was the paneling they picked out to line the inside of the sub's control room. :doh:
I left the movie theater after about 35 minutes of torture. Fortunately "Men at Work" was playing in the adjacent theater. :up:

Wait, "Full Fathom Five" was shown in theaters? I thought it was direct-to-video. But yeah, ramming? And I thought that one game that had USAF enlisted ranks painted on nuclear submarines was bad.

fitzcarraldo 09-12-12 01:40 PM

Worst U boat film: Das Boot 2, about a (???!!!) Monsun boat, a type XXI (or so...), in Pacific waters, with japanese and german crew...Agh!

"A few weeks before the end of the war Lieutenant Commander Gerber has been ordered to sail to Japan carrying a load of Uranium oxide, which is one of the key components to build an atomic bomb, Gerber will also have to take passengers, amongst them two japanese navy officers, a fanatical military judge, and a man who is involved in the conspiracy to assasin Hitler. To make the journey even more dangerous a spy in the U-boatīs base in Kristiansand, Norway has sent a message warning the British about the U-boat." (from IMDB).

The story of the LTC Gerberīs boat is based on the true story of Wolfgang Hirschfeldīs book "U-boat Diary" although much dramatized.

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Regards.

Fitzcarraldo :salute:

John Ellis 09-12-12 04:20 PM

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I Never heard of that movie Full Fathom five...
cheking it out tonihgt :yeah:

Red October1984 09-12-12 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaye T. Bai (Post 1933350)
And I thought that one game that had USAF enlisted ranks painted on nuclear submarines was bad.


Naval Assault: The Killing Tide is the one you're looking for. I bought it, almost threw my xbox out the window. It was promptly returned to the store.

Terrible game. :nope:

Kaye T. Bai 09-12-12 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 1933491)
Naval Assault: The Killing Tide is the one you're looking for. I bought it, almost threw my xbox out the window. It was promptly returned to the store.

Yeah, that's the one. Hilariously bad. :haha:

Red October1984 09-12-12 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaye T. Bai (Post 1933517)
Yeah, that's the one. Hilariously bad. :haha:

You don't know the half of it. I wouldn't get it again if somebody paid me.

Kaye T. Bai 09-13-12 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 1933542)
You don't know the half of it. I wouldn't get it again if somebody paid me.

It's an insult to the submarine community. :salute:

Platapus 09-17-12 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fitzcarraldo (Post 1933395)

The story of the LTC Gerberīs boat is based on the true story of Wolfgang Hirschfeldīs book "U-boat Diary" although much dramatized.


I wonder why they did not just call it the U-234 and use Johann-Heinrich Fehler's name as the Captain?

bill clarke 09-19-12 04:28 AM

Anyone ever watch Destination Tokyo with Cary Grant as the sub skipper ?

At the conclusion of the movie he torpedoes a Jap carrier, none other that a 1930 version of Akagi, with 3 decks.

Then on the way home assists with a apendectomy on a sick sailor.

But I love those old flicks. :D

TLAM Strike 09-19-12 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bill clarke (Post 1936217)
Anyone ever watch Destination Tokyo with Cary Grant as the sub skipper ?

At the conclusion of the movie he torpedoes a Jap carrier, none other that a 1930 version of Akagi, with 3 decks.

Then on the way home assists with a apendectomy on a sick sailor.

But I love those old flicks. :D

I think we can give that movie the benefit of the doubt, it was made during the war after all.

Andrewsdad 09-22-12 12:44 AM

While perusing the patrol reports of US subs (via Hyperwar website) I found that Navy Pharmacist Mates actually did perform appendectomies several times. It was only done as last resort, though.

When I was a young fellow my favorite sub movie was "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" with Walter Pidgeon, Arlene Francis, Barbara Eden and Michael Ansara. Great fun and a good sci-fi film.

AD

mw2000 09-24-12 04:21 PM

Bought USS Seaviper from Amazon. Waste of money, bad acting and no real story :stare:

soopaman2 09-24-12 05:14 PM

I am so glad no one called Fantastic Voyage a bad sub movie! I was waiting in baited breath for it to be uttered.

TabbyHunter 10-02-12 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrewsdad (Post 1937551)
While perusing the patrol reports of US subs (via Hyperwar website) I found that Navy Pharmacist Mates actually did perform appendectomies several times. It was only done as last resort, though.

When I was a young fellow my favorite sub movie was "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" with Walter Pidgeon, Arlene Francis, Barbara Eden and Michael Ansara. Great fun and a good sci-fi film.

AD

I was waiting for that movie to be mentioned, and I'm glad it's for the better.

Worst Submarine movie? No clue.

Top three favorite?
Operation Pacific
Crimson Tide
Operation Petticoat. They painted the sub PINK!:rotfl2:

jpfx 10-04-12 08:12 AM

how about 'operation petticoat'?

Sailor Steve 10-04-12 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2 (Post 1938917)
I am so glad no one called Fantastic Voyage a bad sub movie! I was waiting in baited breath for it to be uttered.

It wasn't a sub movie at all. Pure sci-fi, and not bad for the time.

tomoose 10-04-12 06:39 PM

Red October
 
Yes, the book was sooo much better. The movie was entertaining but I found the underwater shots of the US sub following the Russian sub almost laughable they were so close.:haha:

Overkill 10-17-12 02:41 PM

Full Fathom Five was/is by far the worst sub movie I've personally seen. I walked out of the theater after about 30 minutes.


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