Originally Posted by onelifecrisis (Post 1444846)

I work in a charity shop. My boss is a 50 year old woman and I fancy the pants off her. And she's flirty, too, the little minx. Every time I go to work I recite my mantra:
I love my girlfriend very much.
I love my girlfriend very much.

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch (Post 1444892)

In our accounts section there is a couple of 'older' models around that age, and I prefer them over the pretty blond elsewhere in the building...

... but happily married, me, and them! :up:

Originally Posted by onelifecrisis (Post 1444929)

Yeah, being happily married really sucks. :rotfl2: ;)

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch (Post 1444933)

Oh the irony of that statement :har: