Right the dolls should be banned because they show nudity like my picture the other day!!!! :03:

Second, I love 4Para's way of writing, it's like being back at school and trying desperately to decypher Shakespeare-- Frustrating but ultimately rewarding!!:up:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AAbeSbins-...HX8ZROemg/s400

Explains ship A.I.

There's one thin line which, when crossed in search of pompous expressions, leaves a sentence void of any meaning. Plus, since nobody actually talks like that in a normal conversation, I regard his style of writing as a mock to all non-english members. A statement which will inevitably receive the reply of "Dear sir, surely you must jest, for I am no longer inclined to waste my exquisite manners on someone as primitive and low-skilled in the customs of this universal language".

Although I have to admit, I admire how he has managed to throw low blows to members without attracting the wrath of the management, by gently disguising ugly words with Eduardian grace. Laughing at the back of a deaf man is a lonely business and the man who laughs alone almost deserves pity. However, since this is a free country (I mean forum), I usually just skip his posts.

One finds you are obstinately bent on trying my patience, if need be i will advance my stance and return fire to give you a sound dressing down,and take pleasure of making public demonstration of doing so. Then you sir will find yourself in a situation which i presume will require your utmost of verbal talent to bring you about, at least with some kind of honor. To see such an injured thread, i view it with disgrace. so much the worst say you. :nope: It appears gentlemen iam being attacked on two fronts, threads, there can be no time proper than the present, to bear down such a crude volley of verbal ordanance. Good stuff bring it about you called me out, for what? grand verbal acts? You are great hinderance to my buisiness here, your presence to me is much unwanted. proper steps will be taken, assumptions are not your forte.

4Para meant this thread in kindness. Let's not make it a referendum on his vernacular methodology. We're all better than that here.

The Management

Jim, all I can say is the one on the right...I bit her in the arse, she farted and flew out the window. :oops:

I thought you'd midded the post http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2772/thumbsupgv0.gif

Edit: missed it even :DL

I suggest that there is entirely too much vernacular in this thread.... needs more COWBELL

Just to clarify: I meant my statement sincerely. I was not attacking you. :yep:

Perfect.:rock:

Oooh - that works for me:yeah:

*Does this fall under any forum rules...??....?? NAAAAAAAHHHH*

:yeah::yeah:

:haha:

Three cheers for the mods.
...and I like cowbells too...