Maybe you should use those ear......thinks . just cant remember what were they
i use them and onone has succeeded to mess my hydrophone listenig up yet.
but well, i dont have a wife aswell:dead:

i remember. were they eargaps or earcaps or earclaps or i dont know.

Sorry, i know s....... about english:oops:

Don't have a wife yet...
Who knows, maybe when I score 10000000 renown on single patrol...
I bet she would be frustrated to listen ALARM! all the time....:hmm:

Tell the wife you got a headache. :shifty:

Imagine you got a chance to sink some fat merchants and she screams above you: I'm leaving you!
Who cares?:arrgh!:
And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

:arrgh!:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed.
You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations.
Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed.
You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent.
Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce.
You: Conn, active sonar on our 6.
Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over!
You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water!
Wife: Damn you!
You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...:doh:

I second the :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl! :lol:

Give her an Iron Cross!!!

:rock:

The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"

One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....

First explain to her the difference between a diesel and a nuke reactor...
Step by step...

I have what we dutch say worldwife.

The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.



ITS DINNERTIME.

UR lucky, you know that?

Well, if Torpy won't repost it, I will:



http://www.eskimo.com/%7Esnowfall/HappyHunting.jpg

OMG, where did you get it???:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

Gagungak,

We have bothe a very busy job.

She works at a kindergarten
I do work in the Rotterdam harbour.

So for bothe its good to have time for yourself.

And she says, you can better sit behind sh3 than in a cafe or that
i am chasing other women.

But indeed we are a very happy couple.

Just do a search for Torplexed and "pictures" or "cartoons". He's has dozens of them. The guy's a genius. Look at Neal's previews and reviews for SH2 and SH3, and you'll see Torpy's characters Erich Flopp and "Mosh-Pit" Morton, among others.

She's very understanding....



P.S. The name's GakunGak.;)