SUBSIM Radio Room Forums - Yet another "Add caption or speech bubbles to this picture"-thread

I really liked the dynamite one, the mushrooms one, and the bar-maid one.

But to quote Baker: "Steeltrap wins" for originality! Good job! [Big Safe-Keeper bear hug]

Runner-ups are the dynamite one and the mushroom one! Don't worry - no hug.

Here's all of them, in chronological order!

A. when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over.

B. "The wharf insists it didn't mix any construction plans!"

C. "FISHING BOAT WITH BATTLESHIP CANNONS!!!!" cried poor Bernard, but tragicaly, noone belived him, since he has always been the boy screaming "fishing boat with battleship cannons"..................

D. "Captain to the bridge!! We're being attacked by the Norwegian Navy!"
"What Nav...Ah"

E. How Norwegian rednecks fish. "Dynamite, you don't need no stinking dynamite. Just two 8 inchers and HE shells.

F. "Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew"

G. "Why are the fishnets deployed?"
"Counter weigth, stupid."

H. Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!"

I. Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway.

J. BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K. "Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler"

L. "Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."

M. 2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."

N. ... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!!

O. I knew fishing boats were complaining about the lack of deck guns, but this is RIDICULOUS!

P. "I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!"

Q. "What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!"

R. "I'm never going to live this down in Kiel, out gunned by a fishing boat!!"

S. "Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..."

T. AP WIRE:

In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void.

In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated:

"We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo"

U. Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret.

Herr Kaleun " Stupid Stupid Stupid..."

Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!"

Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!!

V. "Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......"

W. Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel!

Mine:

1. Watchman: "...zo zey DID raize ze Blücher after all."

2.Bernard: "Herr Kaleun, Wir haven un fishingboot on Der Port Zide! Wir musten crash-taufen!!1

CO: "What ze ****, Bernard! Shut up und man ze Deck Gun! Donnerwetter..."

Bernard: "..But, but Herr Kaleu, it'z a Norwegian fishing boat!"

CO: "BERNA-A-A-ARD!

3. There had been some debate in Norway regarding the controversial tools used in the hunting of mackerel off Tromsø. Come April 1940, however, all voices of dissent were silenced.