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Try to keep in mind that this is a parody no less so than the British address to the "Colonialists" at the start of this thread. :roll: In other words: lighten up! :88) |
LAMP is slang for giving some one a good slap or more to the point
a good crack in the face, its what i do best :D :-j |
Better and better, just five spelling mistakes!:up:
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Ever heard of a joke where the wife gives the horse three chances then she shoots it?
It goes like this. How come you have had such a long and happy marrage? Well it all comes from our hunnymoon, we were horse riding in the grand canyon when her horse stumbled, "Thats one" she said. Not long after that the horse stumbled again "Thats two" she said. We rode a little more and then the horse stumbled again "Thats three" and then she pulled out her pistol and shot the horse in the head. "My darling how could you hurt such a creature i must strongly protest" i replied "THATS ONE" And so we lived happily after that point on. Choker sandwich. THATS ONE |
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that is true TLAM infact i know im not the best ive lost many of my fights but got up again to fight on, its not about beating the utter sh*t out of the person its about self control knowing when to stop and when to carry on, its also about respect.
Every person i have fought wether i win or loose we have respect for each other that is because we have the same ambition to win. But it is a good thing. |
Because of my own health I will not tell how many spelling mistakes I found in those two replies. :shifty:
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About 16?
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25 ?
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26 to be precise.
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Here's to it to do it, if you don't get to it to do it again. ;)
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America
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2. ?? 3. ?? 4. OK this one I agree with 5. There is no such thing as "US English. THERE IS NOW 6. Over my dead body 7. *see answer 6 8. I agree 9. Over my dead body 10. ?? 11. not gunna happen 12. Over my dead body 13. ?? 14. ?? 15. not gunna happen 16. ?? 17. You will cease playing American "football." ...Over my dead body 18. not gunna happen 19. ?? 20. not gunna happen |
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